Blind Item #1
Noticeably absent from the pre-Emmy parties is this former B list mostly television actress who would normally be everywhere because of the hit cable show on which she previously starred. A long trip to rehab has her scared to go anywhere though and it is 50/50 if she will show at the Emmy Awards tonight.
Popular Guess: Anna Gunn
Blind Item #2
This southeast Real Housewife is nearly bankrupt because her husband spent all her money or has her money tied up as collateral for his loans that have all gone bad. She had no idea about most of them.
Popular Guess: Cynthia and Pete
Blind Item #3- VMA Awards
This B- list celebrity from a very famous family was asked to leave after walking the red carpet because she was wasted out of her mind and security didn’t want any trouble from her during the telecast.
Popular Guesses: One of the Willis girl, Solange Knowles
Blind Item #4
This Disney Channel star who is second billed on a show on the network and is still way under age was shaming her friends into trying coke at a party over the weekend. They declined while our tweener did several lines.
Blind Item #5
At a party this weekend this OITNB star who was on a long running show a few years ago spent all night dodging the advances of this B list mostly movie actor who has been flirting with television the past year. The actor, who used to be with an A+ list mostly movie actress would not leave the OITNB actress alone and at one point parked himself in front of the women’s restroom to wait for her.
Popular Guess: Laura Prepon and Billy Bob Thornton
Blind Item #6
This former B list tweener who starred in two big shows for this tweener network is trying her best to not get sued for walking away from her new canceled show. Apparently the network wants to make her pay. My guess is she will end up being forced to do some other show for the network at a reduced rate to make amends.
Popular Guess: Jennette McCurdy
Blind Item #7
This B list mostly television actress who looks great has been on network television for what seems like two decades straight on one network show after the other was wearing her wedding ring at a party this weekend but whispered to a few people that her long time husband had moved out several months ago and is living with some unknown actress in her early 20’s.
Popular Guesses: Alyson Hannigan, Patricia Heaton, Courtney Thorne-Smith
Blind Item #8
The people of this A list mostly television actress are in full scramble mode because her husband has been a no show at every event our actress turned up at this weekend but are begging him to show up to the Emmy Awards because they don’t want every question to the actress to be about her husband and where he is.
Popular Guess: Kerry Washington
Blind Item #9
This former B list mostly television actress turned reality star with the A+ best friend is desperate to get a second season of her show. She is holding off announcing her divorce until she finds out whether it is being renewed. If it isn’t renewed then the announcement will just be a Kneepads cover.
Popular Guess: Leah Remini
Blind Item #10
This B+ list mostly movie actor who has had his chances this summer in movies and not done well after his stellar television role left his wife at the front door of a party and didn’t talk to her again until he found her when he was ready to leave. He just ignored her. It was really depressing to witness.
Popular Guess: Aaron Paul
Today’s Blind Items – Quick And Dirty
#1 – This married soon to be again A list mostly television actress was having an affair with a guy on her show so he was fired because his boss was jealous.
Popular Guess: Katherine Heigl
#2 – This B+ list mostly television actress threw a tantrum at her agent’s office last week when she found out she wasn’t getting her own tickets to the Emmy Awards even though she is a star of a network show. She is having to attend as a +1 of her movie/tv actor husband.
Popular Guesess: Felicity Huffman, Kyra Sedgwick
#3- This A list mostly television actress on a hit network show is about to get slammed with a wave of bad publicity. Her new boyfriend’s ex is going to be in the tabloids calling the actress a homewrecker. Our actress has never had bad publicity.
Popular Guesses: Sofía Vergara, Zooey Deschanel