Blind Item #1
This B- list mostly movie actress who had her biggest fame in a defining television role has been the opposite of that role, at least for awhile. She told friends over the weekend that she is entering her second year of celibacy and that she is loving it.
Popular Guess: Kim Cattrall
Blind Item #2
This former A list celebrity/reality star is drinking again. Probably not going to help her pregnancy.
Popular Guess: Snooki
Blind Item #3
This former B list mostly television actress who was on a hit network show forever was not invited to this very personal event because our actress slept with the celebrity husband of one of the attendees while he was married.
Popular Guess: Someone from The Office not invited to Brian Baumgartner’s wedding
Blind Item #4
This former A list mostly movie actress is being cheated on again. She put up with it in her marriage and did some herself, but her boyfriend has been sleeping with the nanny of her child for the past six months and the nanny is pregnant.
Popular Guess: Uma Thurman
Blind Item #5
This B+ list mostly movie actor from a comedy franchise who has flirted with A list from time to time dodged reporters on a red carpet late last week because he is working with his people to spin his coming out story his way and not be forced out in the Bryan Singer scandal.
Popular Guess: Seann William Scott
Blind Item #6
This B- list mostly movie actress with A list **** recognition recently terminated a pregnancy because she thought the public would hate her if she announced she was pregnant with a guy, who is not her (still) husband.
Blind Item #7
This former A list rocker doesn’t let his marriage vows stand in the way of hooking up with his celebrity co-worker several times a week. His very recent wife doesn’t seem to mind though and accepts it as part of being married to him.
Popular Guess: Nikki Sixx and Kerri Kasem
Blind Item #8
This foreign born B+ list entertainer(performer) is going to have a tough time on tour if she can’t get her coke habit under control. She is going to some places that practically give it away and her reconstructed nose is in bad enough shape as it is.
Popular Guess: Avril Lavigne
Blind Item #9
This former A+ list mostly movie and television actor who crashed down to his current B- list status is only that high because of his previous work. His next stint might be in prison if the feds find out about the teen he took on a trip with him to Vegas. The teen is just 16. He brought her from Florida.
Popular Guess: James Franco
Today’s Blind Items – The Closeted Mess
B- list mostly movie actress who is currently starring on one of those almost television shows is battling a huge drinking problem. She missed a lot of time on the show because of her drinking. During filming she usually has a flask of gin nearby or even holding it if she can get away with it. It is also affecting her relationships. Our actress if deeply embedded in the closet. She loves her current girlfriend even though she denies to the world that that she is in any kind of relationship. The girlfriend can’t handle the drinking and the rages and violence that come with it. All of the relationships of our actress, whether they be bears or loves always end up in a boozy tragic pile and her career which had rebounded is headed for that same pile. The drinking and pills have increased to the point where something needs to be done.
Popular Guesses: Natasha Lyonne, Taryn Manning