Blind Item #1
When this A+ list singer gets you a birthday present she goes all out. Apparently that A list celebrity friend and collaborator is having a birthday in the next couple of months and our A+ lister worked out a fee for this A list model to spend the night with the celebrity as a surprise. Who knew our A+ lister was also a madam.
Popular Guess: Rihanna and Eminem
Blind Item #2
This foreign born former A list mostly movie actor who is probably in the B+ range now because of some bad choices is still technically married to the B list movie actress which is why he has tried to keep his much much younger girlfriend locked in their hotel room each day while he promotes his new blockbuster movie. He doesn’t want her answering questions and he is also scared that someone will snap a photo of her and see just how young she is. Apparently she is not even out of her teens.
Popular Guess: Antonio Banderas
Blind Item #3
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who is also a model and generally appears in all her husband’s movies is so worried about gaining even a pound that she only eats once per week which means she will usually only go to one event per week because she knows she has to eat at an event because people are watching her to see if she eats. Once a week.
Popular Guesses: Milla Jovovich and Paul W. S. Anderson, Kate Bosworth and Michael Polish, Kate Beckinsale and Len Wisem
Blind Item #4
This foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was forced on this A list mostly movie actor who is also directing a movie. The studio wanted her. Don’t ask me why because she is not any kind of box office gold at all. Our actor/director didn’t want her and the two have been in constant battle since the movie started and her scenes have been cut as much as possible and there have been some days when they really need her that she has decided to call in sick to get back at him. You would think if people are getting paid millions of dollars to just act in a movie they would not be so petty.
Popular Guess: Jason Bateman and Nicole Kidman
Blind Item #5
This A list comic actor has reached new levels of jerkitudeness. I like the word. He saw a woman for all of three weeks several months ago which is almost a record for him at this point and convinced her to transfer colleges and move half-way across the country to be with him and two days after she did, he dumped her and kicked her out of his place because he found someone new.
Popular Guesses: Jim Carrey, Jonah Hill
Blind Item #6
This A+ list mostly movie actress and her B list boyfriend actor called it quits this time because she won’t listen to him or anyone that she needs rehab. They fought about it all the time.
Popular Guess: Jennifer Lawrence and Nicholas Hoult
Blind Item #7
This A+ list diva is going to lose her mind or throw glasses of her champagne everywhere when she finds out her celebrity husband got another woman pregnant. He is supposed to keep his cheating secret and this is going to be a tough one to keep secret.
Popular Guess: Mariah Carey
Blind Item #8
This former B+/A- list mostly television actress who married an A list mostly movie actor has been trying to steal advertisers from this A+ list celebrity icon and been talking a lot of smack behind the scenes. You don’t want to mess with a woman who has been in prison.
Popular Guess: Blake Lively, Ryan Reynolds and Martha Stewart
Blind Item #9
This A list reality star underwent hair transplant surgery because she has huge bald patches that she tried to always cover with hair extensions. This is probably the one thing she didn’t take a selfie for.
Popular Guess: Kim Kardashian
Today’s Blind Items – Old Man Kink
Apparently if you are willing to devote yourself to the Kink of a very rich old man you can make a lot of money. The escort in this blind used to see lots of customers to make a living but now just sees one old man and makes low six figures a year because she is willing to do what it takes to make our old man a happy guy. Our old man is A list. Has been for decades and probably will until he dies. Always a celebrity, never an actor although he has appeared in some movies as himself. Married to a celebrity and getting super cranky in his old age. For the past few years he saw several escorts but nothing that really was worth me writing about knowing I will have a couple of days of horrible images in my mind thinking of this guy naked. Yikes. He generally meets the escort at a public place where she is supposed to be with a guy she has just met. Our old man comes a long and because of who he is he manages to win her away from the other guy. He loves to feel like he is still on top of his game. The escort told me she is fast running out of guys to play the part and the old man thinks she is actually picking up some random guy. They go back to her place where he runs through any number of scenarios but most of them involve him getting naked and watching her do things to herself. Basically anything he can think of she does. This has been going on for about a year and the escort says she always thinks they will run out of things to do but the old man has an imagination that just won’t quit. This happens twice a week for two hours a pop at the exact same time and the exact same days. Our old man pays her about $5000 a week but with the condition she is not allowed to see anyone else and has to be able to prove it anytime he calls her. She says that he has never called past 5 or 6 in the evening but doesn’t want to take a chance on losing the money so basically just stays at home all the time binge watching television and movies.
Popular Guesses: Larry King, Donald Trump, Frank Gifford, Regis Philbin