Blind Item #1
This B list celebrity/reality star has a new show lined up which is why she needed to arrange for a sappy reunion with her husband. She is also hoping to get pregnant by her boyfriend and then tell the world she and her husband are having a baby. She is beyond messed up at this point.
Popular Guess: Courtney Stodden and Doug Hutchison
Blind Item #2
This former A list celebrity has probably dropped to B as her act and look has waned in popularity over the past few years, but her prices have not dropped. One very rich suitor dropped six figures to have her perform for him in public and then in private with his wife while he watched.
Popular Guesses: Paris Hilton, Dita Von Teese
Blind Item #3
This permanent A list singer/musician got wasted as per his norm and decided he couldn’t drive home. Good for him. He also didn’t want to wander around looking for the woman he brought to the party so he found another woman in about two minutes to go home with him in the car that came to pick him up.
Popular Guesses: Steven Tyler, Billy Joel
Blind Item #4
This Victoria’s Secret model with A+ name recognition has a PhD in math. She used her mother’s maiden name while she was going to school. Apparently her dissertation is a must read among academics and there are not even any pictures in it.
Popular Guess: Lyndsey Scot
Blind Item #5
This former almost A list mostly movie actress who makes her living in other ways now even though she is probably doing her best acting while doing it has her attorneys arguing in federal tax court that she is broke. She might not have much money in bank accounts but that is because she is getting paid in Bitcoins by her wealthy friends.
Popular Guess: Lindsay Lohan
Blind Item #6
This former A+ list singer turned part-time actress turned singer turned reality star once tried to convince this former A list singer/songwriter that her child was his from an affair they had together. The singer/songwriter coughed up about $250K before asking for a paternity test. It was not his child but the two have made up and are hooking up again.
Popular Guess: Toni Braxton and Babyface
Blind Item #7
This former B list mostly television actress/model is now a C list celebrity and that is being generous. Very generous. The only money she makes is from her former A list ex. Alimony. She is so broke financially that she is selling her two lone items from the wardrobe she kept from her very hit show. I don’t think she ever thought she would split from her husband or that her popularity would end.
Popular Guesses: Donna D’Errico, Carmen Electra
Blind Item #8
This B- list mostly movie actress seems so mild mannered and normal in her movie franchise in which she is usually fourth billed depending on guest stars. The franchise looks dead, but she is desperate for work so would probably do any version even if it didn’t have the regular stars. Anyway, one thing that does interest her is painting. Using her own blood for part of it because she says it is more honest than paint.
Popular Guesses: Mena Suvari, Jordana Brewster
Blind Item #9
This former B+ list mostly television actress from a hit network show who has a new show about to air told this married B list celebrity/host/former actor that this time when they saw each other she wasn’t going to sleep with him. An hour later they were having sex.
Popular Guess: Eva Longoria and Mario Lopez
Blind Item #10
This former A list mostly television actress from a long running hit network sitcom has failed at her most recent attempts at network television. She is back for another shot and is making the network angry because she keeps doing product endorsements from the set that conflict with advertisers they have lined up for the show. Our actress told the network to give her a raise and she will stop. She is such a pain. Why does anyone hire her?
Popular Guess: Debra Messing
Today’s Blind Items – Needs A Bride Quick
This actor used to be almost A list. Acting family. Some truly memorable movie roles. He starred in a couple of the biggest movies of all time.His wife is cheating on him and doing so openly but our actor is stuck. If he divorces her he is probably going to jail. So, our actor has quietly been placing ads searching for women from certain countries who would be willing to marry very quickly. His idea is to meet his new Bride in her country, divorce his old wife while there and then marry his new wife. He wants to also try and do this while filming it all for a ********ary he thinks could be a big seller. I really think he Needs to think this all through, but he won’t so he will probably end up in some jail in a far away country instead of living the fairly cushy life he does now.
Popular Guess: Randy Quaid