Blind Item #1
This B+ list celebrity who is set to be an A lister as soon as she gets back on the air was out to dinner with some friends the other night minus her significant other who was supposed to be home babysitting but was at a club making out with someone.
Popular Guess: Rosie O’Donnell
Blind Item #2 – Kindness?
This B list mostly movie actress is starting to age, but still has the looks that originally got her parts. A tiny role in a hit movie revitalized her career and she is taking full advantage. She likes people to think she is sober, but isn’t and the other night was wasted out of her mind when she bought an entire bar a round of drinks four separate times.
Popular Guesses: Heather Graham, Winona Ryder
Blind Item #3
This former A- list singer turned B+ lister and part-time reality star gave her toddler to the singer’s mother and told her to watch the toddler for a few months because she couldn’t be bothered while she is getting her career on track and hooking up with this A lister who surprisingly doesn’t like kids all that much.
Blind Item #4
This A list singer is being watched by the FBI. Apparently her celebrity husband is giving a great deal of money to several Muslim organizations, some of which are on a terror watch list. The thing is the husband doesn’t have as much money as he has been giving so has been using his wife’s money. Does she know her money is being used this way? It could be a career crusher.
Popular Guess: Alicia Keys and Swizz Beatz
Blind Item #5
This newly minted talk show host is getting his first real taste of fame and he is loving every second of it. His significant other is getting left behind as enjoys a world of parties and women he never had with his last job.
Popular Guesses: Seth Meyers, John Oliver
Blind Item #6
Apparently men are not the only customers who enjoy a happy ending. This B+ list mostly television actress who also happens to be an Academy Award winner/nominee has a special place she goes to get massages and the women there provide our actress a special service for which she tips several hundred bucks a visit.
Popular Guess: Anna Paquin
Blind Item #7
A foreign B list singer in a blind not named Rita Ora!! Amazing. I never thought it was possible. The relief that is washing over me now is incredible. I think in the future I’m just going to use Rita Ora’s name in the blind because it is just so obvious at this point who she is and how she is identified. Anyway, this one is not about her. It is about someone who had a chance to go to A list and made some missteps when discussing her sexuality and turned off some fans and then tried to correct herself, but she has never really recovered. She says she only likes guys but she only dates women so I’m not sure how that all fits together.
Popular Guess: Jessie J
Blind Item #8
This foreign born B list mostly movie actress who used to also do something on the side and also did a lot of married people on the side is not being spoken to by this B+ list mostly movie actress who is filming with her. The B+ lister knows that the B lister slept with her now ex-husband while they were married and at least one boyfriend while they were together. The B+ lister is only shooting the movie because she could use a couple of bucks.
Popular Guess: Sienna Miller and Uma Thurman
Blind Item #9
Until she became A list this television actress turned movie actress turned talk show host sold a lot of drugs to help pay her bills.
Popular Guess: Whoopi Goldberg, Queen Latifah
Blind Item #10
You would almost think this was a setup, but apparently the tears looked real as this A list comedian who was an A list mostly television actor on a very hit network show berated his wife about her not picking up her shoes off the floor earlier in the day and our comedian tripping over them. He literally brought her to tears.
Popular Guess: Jerry Seinfeld
Today’s Blind Items – Strange Hookups
#1 – Tommy Lee and Pamela Anderson once had a threesome with this female now A list married singer with A++ list name recognition but who was just starting out when the threesome happened.
Popular Guess: Pink
#2 – The singer from #1 also hooked up with Kristanna Loken.
Popular Guess: Pink
#3 – Denise Richards had a steady thing going with this television actor turned pitchman with A list name recognition and looks. She couldn’t get him to commit though so went for Charlie Sheen.
Popular Guess: John Stamos