Blind Item #1
This B list mostly television actor has a face almost everyone who watches television knows, but would be hard pressed to think of his ****. Well, maybe a nick****. The actor was out the other night and had women swarming him but kept turning them all down because they wouldn’t do a threesome. Finally a pair of women came over to him and three minutes later our actor walked out with the women.
Popular Guesses: Chris Noth, Dean Winters
Blind Item #2
It isn’t just C and D listers who are working the yacht circuit in Cannes this year. This Academy Award winner/nominee was the guest of a man from midnight to dawn to dawn the other night and apparently was paid in the low six figures for the evening. Hopefully her boyfriend won’t find out. The man has previously used the services of Lindsay Lohan but she was only paid $25K. Lindsay needs to win so she can raise her prices.
Popular Guesses: Hilary Swank, Naomi Watts
Blind Item #3
This C+list mostly television actress is so jealous when it comes to her A+ list mostly movie actor husband that she calls or ****s him almost every ten minutes while he is out of town away from her. She will do this even while he is sleeping to make sure he is sleeping alone.
Popular Guesses: Jenna Dewan and Channing Tatum, Calista Flockhart and Harrison Ford
Blind Item #4
This married former A+ list mostly movie actor who is still, and will probably always be A list was so hammered the other night after a premiere that the woman he picked up at the party says the actor wasn’t able to perform and ended up passing out on the bed so she had to ask his assistant in the next room for her fee.
Popular Guesses: Harrison Ford, Michael Douglas
Blind Item #5
This A+ list entertainer (singer) has been photographed most days going to the gym and she does go to the gym, but doesn’t even work out. She spends an hour deciding what to wear and changing her hair and make up before a photo op exactly 90 minutes later as she leaves the gym.
Popular Guess: Taylor Swift
Blind Item #6
This married A list mostly television actor from some past very hit network shows who is promoting a movie told his wife he had a press appearance for his latest movie. Instead though, the actor spent time with a man he met during the film and hadn’t seen since shooting wrapped. They apparently have been together for quite some time.
Popular Guess: Kelsey Grammer
Blind Item #7
The end of the marriage is near for this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee. She caught her husband cheating with a model for the umpteenth time and no amount of money is going to help her get over it this time.
Popular Guesses: Salma Hayek, Penélope Cruz
Blind Item #8
This Project Runway winner is stalking a man and had a one night stand with two weeks ago. The winner has shown up to several events where his celebrity hookup has been working and threw a drink at one guy who was hitting on the celebrity.
Popular Guess: Anthony Ryan Auld
Blind Item #9
This former A list mostly television actress who was in one hit show a long time ago and now makes her living doing straight to On Demand movies and thinks she is A list is telling friends she is engaged. A month ago she was telling her friends that she was pregnant and couldn’t figure out the father. Now she is apparently engaged to whichever one she told is the dad.
Popular Guess: Mischa Barton
Today’s Blind Items – She Should Leave
She would have you believe it is a perfect relationship. She envisions it as a perfect relationship. She tells friends it is perfect. You will rarely not see her smiling when discussing her relationship or standing next to her boyfriend. She has always wanted a perfect Disney type relationship and does not want to have to face the world when it collapses. It would have collapsed already if not for her willingness to put up with his behavior. Whether it is the fights where he slams her against the wall if she questions where he was or who he was with. There was the time when he beat her because he suspected she was trying to trap him into having a baby. Apparently he found a full package of pills and yelled at her and started hitting her for not taking them before she showed him that she had been using a different package. She would love to marry him. She thinks it would be perfect. She thinks she can change him. She has changed so much for him. Everything he tells her to do from losing weight to what to eat and what to wear she does in an instant. She puts up with his constant cheating and tells the interviewers about how much she loves him and how perfect everything is. You would think our B list entertainer(singer) would wake up and move on. She won’t. She hated being alone and hated that her career tanked after that promising start that gave so many before her a boost.
Popular Guesses: Jordin Sparks and Jason Derulo, Demi Lovato and Wilmer Valderrama