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CDAN November 17th 2024 – Beards For Everyone

CDAN November 17th 2014Beards For Everyone

Blind Item #1
After years of being the biggest supporter to a charitable organization and their spokesperson, this B+ list mostly movie actress married to an A+ list mostly movie actor dropped all of her support and her $2M annual contribution because they would not elect her as the head of their board. For the first time in a decade she was absent from their big annual event.
Popular Guess: Jennifer Garner (The Art of Elysium)

Blind Item #2
This permanent A list singer who is an American icon and lover of hats has been buying clothes from the same dress shop for the past forty years. Every single one of those dresses has a size 12 tag in it. About thirty years ago when our singer began gaining a little weight she told the owner of the store there must be some mistake when he handed her a size 14 dress. She made it very clear to him she was a size 12 and was proud of staying a size 12. Never again has she been handed anything other than a size 12.
Popular Guess: Aretha Franklin

Blind Item #3
This birthday party had two separate parties going for it. The first part of the night, was held in a private room in the back of a club and that is where our closeted former A list tweener hung out with other guy friends and enjoyed male strippers and a lot of enhanced entertainment from those strippers. Then, the public part of the party happened out front where our former tweener had his girlfriend of the moment show up and they did their thing for the cameras. No cameras were in the back room.
Popular Guesses: Zac Efron, Nick Jonas

Blind Item #4
This up and coming MTV star on a ******ed show who also has some other big projects was celebrating her birthday the other night and decided to try coke for the first time. It should probably be her last time considering she overdosed when she kept mixing everything else she always does with the coke.

Blind Item #5
This married B+ list mostly television actress with A list name recognition due in no small part to her A++ list significant other passed out while filming her show last week. The actress is convinced she is gaining weight even though she has never weighed less in two decades. The pill diet is probably not helping either.
Popular Guess: Portia de Rossi

Blind Item #6
With sales at her career lows and a boyfriend cheating on her and all of the legal messes this former A+ list singer has got herself into the past few years it was not a shock that she attempted suicide six weeks ago. What was crazy is that she didn’t even take a day off after it happened because she couldn’t afford it.
Popular Guess: Lady Gaga

Today’s Blind Items – Beards For Everyone
If you can afford a very expensive beard for yourself, and you like the new found attention to how straight you are, then why not Beards for everyone. In 2014 this A list athlete has spent about $500K for the limited amount of time he has spent with his very high profile beard. It has worked though. She is the best at what she does and she gets the attention and knows how to maximize dollars spent. The only loose end as far as his people have been concerned is his ex-boyfriend. Yes, the same one who caused a whole lot of noise when they split and despite a payoff could also cause trouble. Our athlete has millions of dollars in endorsements and those are way more important to him right now than coming out. He figures he can do that when his playing days are over. So, what to do about the ex? How about hire him a beard? Not as high profile but the money has been spent buying followers on social media and creating fake accounts which promote this new relationship and give it some legitimacy. The ex agreed to do it for a little while and some extra money, but he still is a very volatile loose end and I think at some point he is just going to say f**k it and spill everything.
Popular Guess: Aaron Rodgers, Olivia Munn and Kevin Lanflisi

Mr. X Blind Item- Easy Easy
Mr. X Blind Item- Easy Easy – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
Which talk show hostess did a lot of apologizing over the phone to family and coworkers of the subject of that biopic she executive produced? She had to explain to them that her name was tacked on as a sort-of damage control and she had no final say about the film’s content. Well she’s right on that part. Maybe the family and coworkers need to get over it and stop whitewashing the past.

Popular Guesses are from CDaN Companion

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