Joan Rivers The 2 Chicks Held Hostage in Ohio Should Lighten Up

Joan Rivers The 2 Chicks Held Hostage in Ohio Should Lighten Up

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Joan Rivers is scoffing at the 2 women who we Held Hostage in a Cleveland, Ohio ****ment … telling TMZ they shouldn’t complain — "They got to live rent free for more than a decade."

The women are pissed at Joan’s comments on the "Today" show this week … when she talked about her daughter’s guest room, saying "Those women in the ****ment in Cleveland had more space."

The woman — Amanda Berry and Gina DeJesus — came out swinging, saying they were shocked and disappointed at the "hurtful" comment.

Joan tells us she WON’T apologize, telling them to Lighten up, adding, "One of them has a book deal. Neither are in a psych ward. They’re ok. I bet you within 3 years one of them will be on Dancing with the Stars."

And Joan says, plenty of comedians have done schtick about tragic events like Hitler’s terror and the sinking of the Titanic. Joan says, " The tv the guy gave them must not have had SNL."

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Joan Rivers has always been known for making snide commentary and snarky remarks at anyone’s expense. Her most recent bout of controversial comments involves poking fun at former child star Lindsay Lohan.

Lohan, who is the star of her own reality television show on the Oprah Winfrey Network (OWN) admitted that she had gone through a miscarriage in pregnancy in the final episode of the show. At one point during the taping of the show, Lohan admitted that, “no one knows this – I had a miscarriage for those two weeks that I took off.” Joan Rivers felt the need to make a comment and blatantly stated, “I hope she kept it,” in regards to the miscarriage, to which her daughter Melissa nervously shifted.


Rivers did not stop at this, she further went on to say, “excuse me, what do you think I am? I was born with a coat hanger in my ear.” Rivers continued to keep cracking jokes, even to the point that, when asked if she thought Lindsay Lohan would make a good mother, she replied and said, “oh, I think Lindsay would have been really a great mother. She’d have been diapering the wrong end!”


There have been some rumors circulated that suggest that Lohan made up the miscarriage story in order to gain more sympathy from people. Still, in a myriad number of ways, it Should be no surprise that Rivers cracked these jokes at the expense of Lohan herself. Lohan has been through a series of problems in the last several years, ranging from shoplifting to drug use to excessive partying and even a criminal record and some jailtime. Eventually the former “Mean Girls” star decided to check herself into rehab, which resulted in the airing of her reality show on OWN.


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22-Pound Cat Takes Family Hostage; Family Calls 911 For Help

22-Pound Cat Takes Family Hostage; Family Calls 911 For Help

22-Pound Cat Takes Family Hostage; Family Calls 911 For Help

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A Family in Portland had to be rescued when their 22-Pound cat became enraged and attacked them.
Teresa Barker, her boyfriend Lee Palmer, their Jesse and their 7-month-baby were all in the house during the attack. Palmer told police he struck the family’s cat, ****d Lux, after witnessing him scratch their 7-month-old baby. After that, the cat reportedly "went over the edge," attacking and eventually trapping the Family (INCLUDING THE DOG) in a bedroom:
The Family – dog included – was forced to take refuge in a bedroom as the Himalayan cat continued to rage outside. Lee Palmer called 911, saying he’d struck the cat after it attacked the 7-month-old baby.
"I kicked the cat in the rear and it has went off over the edge and we aren’t safe around the cat," he said.
"The cat, we don’t know what to do about the cat – he’s trying to attack us," said the caller. "When I leave the bedroom to let the police in, I’m gonna have to fight this cat." Then the cat can be heard "screeching" in the background. The 911 call resulted in this epic TV news tran****** of the call, which you can listen to here:
Caller: He’s charging at us. He’s at our bedroom door.
Dispatcher: One momen, OKAY?
Cat: Raaaaaaarrrrrrr.
First of all "Barker?" I think I am starting to peel back the layers in getting down to the root of this cat’s anger. As for the "Raaaaaaarrrrrrrr." I have obtained exclusive translation of the cat’s statement on the 911 call, courtesy of a Meow-to-English ******** expert. I reveal this to you, exclusively here today:
"HOW DARE YOU RAISE YOUR HANDS TO ME, PUNY HUMANS. AND WHAT IS THIS DRY FOOD? YOU SWITCHED ME BACK TO DRY FOOD? FUCK YOU ASSHOLES. GET YOUR OPPOSABLE THUMBS OUT HERE AND MAKE ME A REAL DINNER."
The cat, the baby and the rest of Family are all fine now, in case you any of you are wondering. Police were able to catch and trap Lux in a crate. The Family is considering whether or not to keep him or give him away.
Screenshot via WBTV