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CDAN September 29th 2024 – Everyone Is Trying To Kill It

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CDAN September 29th 2014Everyone Is Trying To Kill It

Blind Item #1
This B list celebrity offspring with A list name recognition seems to have the family issue of addiction and is back on drugs. The problem is he got his wife hooked and she is in much worse shape. Really bad shape.
Popular Guess: Jack Osbourne

Blind Item #2
She has never been shy about shocking the world or keeping a secret. She can do both. Right now though she might be hiding the biggest secret out there. Only back in LA for a few days before heading out again, this closeted A- list mostly movie actress got married to her girlfriend. Oh how a certain portion of fandom will go crazy when she finally talks about it. Oh, and she will.
Popular Guess: Kristen Stewart

Blind Item #3
This foreign born former A list television actor with an unusual name who does movies and television was supposed to star in a franchise that he has appeared in previously but couldn’t pass the drug test. the supposedly sober star told his girlfriend that the producers just decided to go in a different direction. After he beat her senseless when he was drinking before, she told him she would leave him if he touched another drop, let alone start using drugs again.
Popular Guess: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Today’s Blind Items- Everyone Is Trying To Kill It
Never have so many people been working so hard to get the story of this cheating quashed. The problem is what Everyone is willing to trade. It has so many moving parts and Everyone needs to contribute or it will get out. At first glance, it does not seem like that big of a deal. A married A- list mostly movie actor who has been around for what seems forever despite his relatively young age. Television and now movies, this is his time. He has an interest in keeping it quiet from his wife. His lover is not married, and she is a B list mostly television actress from a middling network show that is due to go to syndication. The producers of the show and the studio that produce it want no bad news to shake the money that syndication will bring. You might stay to yourself that people will probably still watch it. True. There is one little tiny problem though and that is our actress has also slept with someone else and if that is discovered then production would come to a screeching halt. If the first story is released then a certain someone on the show is going to start putting together some puzzle pieces. It could get really nasty really quick. The problem is there is nothing really to trade that the tabloid wants except for money. They would like a piece of some movies from our A lister and a tiny slice of that syndication pie. Their bottom line has been struggling and they see this as a new cash opportunity for them. They will still dig the dirt, but instead of printing it, they will sell the rights to the story. If some other tabloid stumbles on the story, they won’t care because they still get paid. They will look kind of strange because they will be forced to ignore the story and not write about it, but the cash outweighs all of that.
Popular Guesses: Jason Bateman, Chris Pratt for the actor

Mr. X Blind Item #1
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #1
Which A-list Oscar winning/nominated actor who keeps on teasing the press about his sexuality forbade his partner/possible husband to appear on any TV shows without his permission. Well, the partner did appear on one cable reality show, mostly as a favor to the show’s producer (whom his better half despises).

Mr. X Blind Item #2
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #2
What former B-list actress and now a C-list f**kup drank like a fish before what was supposed to be her comeback?

Mr. X Blind Item #3
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #3
In an irony of ironies, which B-list mostly television actor/host sold some drugs to that B-list rapper whom he now has made enemies with?

Mr. X Blind Item #4
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #4
What former A+ list R&B songstress and still A+ list diva who was big in the ’80s and ’90s is currently in a relationship… with a woman?

Mr. X Blind Item #5
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #5
What A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee is worried that he’ll be the next victim of the celebrity photo *******? He has tons of XXX-rated pics on his iCloud, mostly of him in the act with his longtime boyfriend.

Mr. X Blind Item #6
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #6
What B-list actress, model and celebrity spawn was overheard saying to one of her friends "Who the hell did she f**k to get that job?" She being that B-list reality star sibling.

Mr. X Blind Item #7
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #7
What A+ list Oscar winning/nominated actor has really let his weight balloon (drugs? booze? probably both) and his **** odor reek. He says it’s for an upcoming movie role, but his coworkers will tell you he does this whenever he’s idle.

Mr. X Blind Item #8
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #8
What newlyweds were seen going into separate hotel suites after their elaborate ceremony? Wonder if their real significant others were waiting for them?

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