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Lindsay Lohan Trying to Bribe Her Way Out of Jail?

Lindsay Lohan Trying to Bribe Her Way Out of Jail?

Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Trying To Bribe Her Way Out Of Jail, Okay?
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Lindsay Lohan is going back to her home away from the Chateau Marmont, an L.A. courtroom, tomorrow, to show the judge that she completed all 240 hours of her community service. The prosector Terry White has been going over the hours that LiLo supposedly completed through a London-based organization calledCommunity Service Volunteers and he squinted his eyes over her trying to pass off meet-and-greets with audience members after Speed-The-Plow as community service. LiLo also tried to say that letting “disadvantaged youth” follow her around should count as a service to the community. LiLo has a point. If those kids were told, “Whatever she did, do the opposite and you’ll be fine,” after following her around, then that truly is community service. Now TMZ is saying that LiLo has brought Esurance into her schemes.


TMZ says that last Friday, LiLo got Esurance, the company she did a Super Bowl commercial for, to donate $10,000 to Community Service Volunteers. LiLo supposedly convinced the higher-ups at Esurance to donate to CSV by saying that she likes what the organization has done to help poor children. Esurance dropped the donation in CSV’s hands last Saturday. The prosecutor could ask CSV about LiLo’s community service hours, so that $10k donation could look like a Bribe to the eyes of the judge. But LiLo’s long-suffering attorney Shawn Holley says that TMZ has really sunk to the bottom of the sewer (Say hi to White Oprah while you’re there, TMZ!) for even insinuating that the donation was anything but a charitable act on St. LiLo’s part:

“TMZ has stooped to a new low. To take Lindsay’s positive efforts in supporting CSV and turn them into something negative simply to sell a story is offensive. Lindsay has been involved in helping to raise funds for this wonderful organization since she started her community service there and she has continued her work as a volunteer, even though her community service was completed weeks ago.”


You know, I kind of believe LiLo (not really). Not because I think she’s a charitable soul who cares about poor children, but because I’d like to think she’s a better schemer than that. Why Bribe the middle man when she can go directly to the source (aka the prosecutor). She could easily get Terry White to okay her community service hours by threatening physical harm on him by getting White Oprah to send him nudes.

Dlisted | Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Trying To Bribe Her Way Out Of Jail, Okay?


Kim Kardashian works out 3 hours a day, trying to be a ‘size-zero bride’

Kim Kardashian works out 3 hours a day, trying to be a ‘size-zero bride’

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Kim Kardashian has lost almost 70 pounds since giving birth to daughter North in June, but she’s far from done.
“Kim wants to be thinner than her pre-baby **** and is willing to do anything to get there,” a friend exclusively tells In Touch. With her wedding just a few months away, the new mom is hell-bent on dropping more weight — no matter what the cost to her health. “She’s desperate to be a size-0 bride,” says a pal.
She’s also trading in mommy-and-me time with North for three-hour workout sessions. “She works out every day at 5 a.m.,” her close pal Jonathan Cheban tells In Touch.

She’s still following the strict Atkins diet and is “counting the calories in everything and living on grilled fish, chicken and steamed vegetables,” says a friend. “She admitted she’s barely eaten a carb for nearly four months.”
The wedding is a huge motivator, but so is Kim’s dream of being accepted by fashion’s elite.
“Kanye’s been talking to [Vogue editor in chief] Anna Wintour about having the wedding appear in the magazine,” a source close to the rapper tells In Touch.

[From In Touch Weekly]


Oh, is this about Vogue? That might make more sense than being a size-zero bride. Because quite honestly, I don’t think Kanye wants a size-zero bride. He wasn’t happy when she gained weight during her pregnancy, but I imagine he loves her at her current size. But if Kim is trying to impress Nuclear Wintour with her weight loss, that’s another story altogether.
And if you want some counterprogramming for the “Kim is going to be a size zero!”fiction, The Daily Mail had an interesting piece about the REAL sizes Kim buys:

Kim Kardashian’s shapely bottom is so famous it has its own Twitter account. But, like many of us, it appears that even Kim has problems finding jeans that flatter her famous curves. Now it has been revealed that the 33-year-old pays an expert tailor the princely sum of £3,000 a day to be on hand at all times to ensure that her jeans fit perfectly. According to Grazia, Kim and Kanye employ stylist Cornelius Clay to make alterations whenever the couple desire.
‘It means Kim can buy jeans, have them altered and be photographed in them within a matter of hours,’ revealed the source, who also claimed that Kim even gets her own Kardashian Kollection jeans tweaked.

‘Kim has a size 4 [UK size 8] waist and size 10 [UK size 14] bottom, so she often has to buy a size up and have jeans taken in at the waist for a snug fit. She’s only 5ft 2in, so they’re often taken up a few inches, too,’ added the source.
After Kim made a very racy appearance in Kanye’s music video for Bound 2, it was claimed she may have had a little help in slimming down her waist in scenes which show her writhing around topless on a motorcycle. But the mother-of-one – who welcomed baby daughter North ‘Nori’ West’ into the world last June – has insisted she worked hard to achieve her trim post-pregnancy shape, after months out of the spotlight during which she embarked on a gruelling exercise regime and strict high-protein Atkins diet.
Asked how she achieved her gym-honed physique by TMZ last week, she said: ‘No carbs, workout and dedication!’
And the showbiz stalwart admitted losing the 50lbs she gained while pregnant was the ‘biggest challenge’ of her life. Speaking to chat show host Jay Leno in late October, she said: ‘Actually I got on the scale today and it said that I am 50lbs down. That made me so excited. I can honestly say it was the greatest challenge of my life.’

[From The Daily Mail]

Cele|bitchy | Kim Kardashian works out 3 hours a day, trying to be a ‘size-zero bride’

Anti-Gay State Rep Outed By Guy He Was Trying To Pick Up On Grindr

Anti-Gay State Rep Outed By Guy He Was Trying To Pick Up On Grindr

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Anti-Gay State Rep Outed By Guy He Was Trying To Pick Up On Grindr

by Dan Savage • Apr 28,2020 at 12:14 pm

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What’s funnier than a straight anti-gay bigot named "Breda" (Brēd-ä)? A closeted gay Republican elected official named "Randy Boehning."

Grand Forks Herald:خليجية
A North Dakota lawmaker who sent an explicit photo of himself to another man says the exchange being made public is retaliation for a recent vote against expanding gay rights. State Rep. Randy Boehning, a 52-year-old Republican legislator from Fargo, says a Capitol employee told him a fellow lawmaker vowed to out him as gay if he continued to vote against bills granting gays legal protections against discrimination. Boehning refused to identify at this point who he believes is behind the purported political payback for his vote against Senate Bill 2279, the third such bill defeated in the past six years by North Dakota legislators.

Ha ha. No. Randy Boehning wasn’t Outed by a political operative. The Gay Mafia, of which I am a member (Laurie Bell just Outed me as a member), didn’t out Randy Boehning. Neil Patrick Harris didn’t get his gal pal Ellen to do it. This American hero did it:

The exchange came to light when Dustin Smith, a 21-year-old Bismarck man with no known connections to the Capitol, contacted The Forum of Fargo-Moorhead earlier this month, saying he recognized Boehning from a gay dating smartphone app called Grindr. Chatting under the user name Top Man!, Boehning sent Smith sexually suggestive messages and, in the early morning hours of March 12, an unsolicited photo of his penis, according to exchanges reviewed by The Forum. "How can you discriminate against the person you’re Trying to Pick up?" Smith said in a recent interview.

So it wasn’t the Gay Mafia. It was the much, much younger man Randy Boehning was Trying to Pick up on Grindr who recognized the State legislator and then decided to do the right thing and out the hypocritical bastard. There aren’t a lot of 21-year-old guys on Grindr who could Pick one of their State legislators out of a lineup—so, hey, props to the political aware and politically righteous Dustin Smith. He done good.

What does Randy Boehning have to say for himself?
1. On sending dick pics: "That’s what we do, exchange pics.” Amongst other things. (See also: spit, spunk, barbs, rings.)
2. On voting against protections for gay people even though he’s gay people himself: "Boehning… voted against multiple attempts to extend protected-class status to include sexual orientation because he doesn’t believe his south Fargo constituents support it."

3. On being out of the closet now: "Boehning, who is not married, said there are people who know he is gay, but many of his family members and friends do not. He said Saturday he is also attracted to women and was relieved to come out because he no longer has to worry about being outed. ‘The 1,000-pound gorilla has been lifted,’ he said."
Wait a second—Randy Boehning is attracted to women too? My apologies to the bisexual community for opening this post with a thoughtless act of bisexual erasure. Like this bi guy told Tracy Clark-Flory in a piece she wrote for Salon about bisexual invisibility in 2024…

“Whenever, say, some prominent heterosexually married male public figure has a same-sex affair, literally everyone rolls their eyes at the ‘closeted homosexual,’” he says. “I’m not sure I remember ever hearing someone seriously entertain the possibility that the philanderer was bisexual.”

Hey, everyone, let’s not literally roll our eyes and call Randy Boehning a closeted gay Republican elected official—and that’s just what most people are calling him—instead let’s strike a blow for bisexual visibility by literally rolling our eyes and calling him a closetedbisexual Republican elected official instead.
So, yeah, Randy Boehning is all yours, bisexual community! Enjoy him!

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i can’t believe his name is actually randy boehning. amazing.

CDAN September 29th 2024 – Everyone Is Trying To Kill It

CDAN September 29th 2014 – Everyone Is Trying To Kill It

Blind Item #1
This B list celebrity offspring with A list name recognition seems to have the family issue of addiction and is back on drugs. The problem is he got his wife hooked and she is in much worse shape. Really bad shape.
Popular Guess: Jack Osbourne

Blind Item #2
She has never been shy about shocking the world or keeping a secret. She can do both. Right now though she might be hiding the biggest secret out there. Only back in LA for a few days before heading out again, this closeted A- list mostly movie actress got married to her girlfriend. Oh how a certain portion of fandom will go crazy when she finally talks about it. Oh, and she will.
Popular Guess: Kristen Stewart

Blind Item #3
This foreign born former A list television actor with an unusual name who does movies and television was supposed to star in a franchise that he has appeared in previously but couldn’t pass the drug test. the supposedly sober star told his girlfriend that the producers just decided to go in a different direction. After he beat her senseless when he was drinking before, she told him she would leave him if he touched another drop, let alone start using drugs again.
Popular Guess: Jonathan Rhys Meyers

Today’s Blind Items- Everyone Is Trying To Kill It
Never have so many people been working so hard to get the story of this cheating quashed. The problem is what Everyone is willing to trade. It has so many moving parts and Everyone needs to contribute or it will get out. At first glance, it does not seem like that big of a deal. A married A- list mostly movie actor who has been around for what seems forever despite his relatively young age. Television and now movies, this is his time. He has an interest in keeping it quiet from his wife. His lover is not married, and she is a B list mostly television actress from a middling network show that is due to go to syndication. The producers of the show and the studio that produce it want no bad news to shake the money that syndication will bring. You might stay to yourself that people will probably still watch it. True. There is one little tiny problem though and that is our actress has also slept with someone else and if that is discovered then production would come to a screeching halt. If the first story is released then a certain someone on the show is going to start putting together some puzzle pieces. It could get really nasty really quick. The problem is there is nothing really to trade that the tabloid wants except for money. They would like a piece of some movies from our A lister and a tiny slice of that syndication pie. Their bottom line has been struggling and they see this as a new cash opportunity for them. They will still dig the dirt, but instead of printing it, they will sell the rights to the story. If some other tabloid stumbles on the story, they won’t care because they still get paid. They will look kind of strange because they will be forced to ignore the story and not write about it, but the cash outweighs all of that.
Popular Guesses: Jason Bateman, Chris Pratt for the actor

Mr. X Blind Item #1
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #1
Which A-list Oscar winning/nominated actor who keeps on teasing the press about his sexuality forbade his partner/possible husband to appear on any TV shows without his permission. Well, the partner did appear on one cable reality show, mostly as a favor to the show’s producer (whom his better half despises).

Mr. X Blind Item #2
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #2
What former B-list actress and now a C-list f**kup drank like a fish before what was supposed to be her comeback?

Mr. X Blind Item #3
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #3
In an irony of ironies, which B-list mostly television actor/host sold some drugs to that B-list rapper whom he now has made enemies with?

Mr. X Blind Item #4
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #4
What former A+ list R&B songstress and still A+ list diva who was big in the ’80s and ’90s is currently in a relationship… with a woman?

Mr. X Blind Item #5
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #5
What A-list actor and Oscar winner/nominee is worried that he’ll be the next victim of the celebrity photo *******? He has tons of XXX-rated pics on his iCloud, mostly of him in the act with his longtime boyfriend.

Mr. X Blind Item #6
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #6
What B-list actress, model and celebrity spawn was overheard saying to one of her friends "Who the hell did she f**k to get that job?" She being that B-list reality star sibling.

Mr. X Blind Item #7
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #7
What A+ list Oscar winning/nominated actor has really let his weight balloon (drugs? booze? probably both) and his **** odor reek. He says it’s for an upcoming movie role, but his coworkers will tell you he does this whenever he’s idle.

Mr. X Blind Item #8
Crazy Days and Nights: Mr. X Blind Item #8
What newlyweds were seen going into separate hotel suites after their elaborate ceremony? Wonder if their real significant others were waiting for them?

Lindsay Lohan Trying to Bribe Her Way Out of Jail?

Lindsay Lohan Trying to Bribe Her Way Out of Jail?

Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Trying To Bribe Her Way Out Of Jail, Okay?
.
ctions
خليجية
Lindsay Lohan is going back to her home away from the Chateau Marmont, an L.A. courtroom, tomorrow, to show the judge that she completed all 240 hours of her community service. The prosector Terry White has been going over the hours that LiLo supposedly completed through a London-based organization calledCommunity Service Volunteers and he squinted his eyes over her trying to pass off meet-and-greets with audience members after Speed-The-Plow as community service. LiLo also tried to say that letting “disadvantaged youth” follow her around should count as a service to the community. LiLo has a point. If those kids were told, “Whatever she did, do the opposite and you’ll be fine,” after following her around, then that truly is community service. Now TMZ is saying that LiLo has brought Esurance into her schemes.


TMZ says that last Friday, LiLo got Esurance, the company she did a Super Bowl commercial for, to donate $10,000 to Community Service Volunteers. LiLo supposedly convinced the higher-ups at Esurance to donate to CSV by saying that she likes what the organization has done to help poor children. Esurance dropped the donation in CSV’s hands last Saturday. The prosecutor could ask CSV about LiLo’s community service hours, so that $10k donation could look like a Bribe to the eyes of the judge. But LiLo’s long-suffering attorney Shawn Holley says that TMZ has really sunk to the bottom of the sewer (Say hi to White Oprah while you’re there, TMZ!) for even insinuating that the donation was anything but a charitable act on St. LiLo’s part:

“TMZ has stooped to a new low. To take Lindsay’s positive efforts in supporting CSV and turn them into something negative simply to sell a story is offensive. Lindsay has been involved in helping to raise funds for this wonderful organization since she started her community service there and she has continued her work as a volunteer, even though her community service was completed weeks ago.”


You know, I kind of believe LiLo (not really). Not because I think she’s a charitable soul who cares about poor children, but because I’d like to think she’s a better schemer than that. Why Bribe the middle man when she can go directly to the source (aka the prosecutor). She could easily get Terry White to okay her community service hours by threatening physical harm on him by getting White Oprah to send him nudes.

Dlisted | Lindsay Lohan Isn’t Trying To Bribe Her Way Out Of Jail, Okay?