Man ****d ‘Popadick’ Arrested for Indecent Exposure
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Pro-tip: Don’t be an assclown who goes around exposing yourself in public parks. Especially not if your **** is "Donald Popadick," because you’re going to spend the rest of your life being the brunt of a lot of jokes.
Popadick was Arrested Tuesday at a riverside park in Ottawa, Canada. Via CTV News Ottawa:
Since April 14th, Ottawa Police had been receiving reports of a balding white male exposing himself at Mooney’s Bay Park, a Rideau River park just north of the Ottawa International Airport.On Tuesday at around 9 a.m., police were again *****ed by reports of the man exposing his genitalia to strangers along a park pathway. Officers in the area were dispatched to the park, where they Arrested [Popadick], 62. Charged with Indecent Act and Mischief, he is due for a Wednesday court appearance.
When reached for comment, a Florida man ****d George Flashanut said "Whatever. Way and try to steal the limelight, Canada."
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