Blind Item #1 – SAG Awards
This foreign born B list mostly movie actor now who made his fame on a very hit pay cable show was supposed to be at the SAG Awards and showing off his new foreign born B- list mostly movie actress girlfriend. Their PR teams worked it all out, but our actress backed out as the beard after her boyfriend got upset at the first carefully arranged PR leaks so the whole thing was called off.
Popular Guess: Alexander Skarsgard and Margot Robbie
Blind Item #2
This former B+ list mostly television actress who has never had much luck in movies and her last television show crashed and burned quickly after her first monster hit needs work very badly. She is fast running out of cash thanks to some bad investment decisions she was talked into be her soon to be publicly announced ex. She has been hitting the promo circuit hard and signing up for whatever movies producers will cast her in.
Popular Guesses: Katherine Heigl, Kate Walsh
Blind Item #3 – SAG Awards
This foreign born B list mostly television actress from a very hit show might have been shut out last night in the nominations, but she is making sure that she gets revenge on the cast mates who were. She secretly renegotiated her contract to make sure she is always the highest paid actress on the show. Last night one of the producers of the show let it slip out and the rest of the cast was bombarding the producer who had to change seats.
Popular Guesses: Lena Headey, Michelle Dockery
Blind Item #4 – SAG Awards
Quite the little pot circle last night in a loading dock. An A+ list mostly movie actor and his co-star from a movie that kept winning last year. Also joining them and hanging all over the co-star was this foreign born B- list mostly television actress from a hit pay cable show who has been named a best dressed from last night. Not approving was this A+ list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner and the most secret of cigarette smokers and was sneaking one quick puff. Literally one puff.
Popular Guess: Matthew McConaughey, Jared Leto, someone from Game of Thrones, and Reese Witherspoon
Blind Item #5 – SAG Awards
Everyone from this network very hit comedy was teasing this co-star on the show who used to be the biggest star among them. Apparently she had her very first one night stand ever a few nights ago and would not stop talking about it.
Popular Guess: Mayim Bialik
Blind Item #6- SAG Awards
Besides talking about her awful performance, people were also talking about the nose job this B list television host had recently. She thinks it will help her get work. Actually being a better host would probably be a better plan.
Popular Guess: Maria Menounos
Blind Item #7 – SAG Awards
The award for the most vile looking hands had to go to this B list mostly television actress who is in that hit almost television thing. Nicotine and burn marks on the tips of her fingers. Everyone kept expecting her to take out a meth pipe right there in front of everyone.
Popular Guess: Taryn Manning
Blind Item #8
This foreign born A list singer who has not had a followup to her monster hit was letting herself be introduced to a bunch of guys the other night because she is looking for someone new. I guess the cheating boyfriend proved to be too much.
Popular Guess: Adele
Blind Item #9 – SAG Awards
This B+ list mostly television actress who was a nominee/winner last night, but not for her mostly genre fainted twice. Her corset was too tight but she could not be convinced to take it off.
Blind Item #10 – SAG Awards
This B+ list mostly movie actor is being nominated left and right this Awards season for a role. It has also been a new woman almost every night for the married actor. The guy is a tool. Always has been and always will be.
Popular Guess: Ethan Hawke
Blind Item #11
This C+ list celebrity has had a nice run as the girlfriend to this back on top again former A list tweener. While working this past week though she did say it was nice to actually be hit on by guys who wanted to actually sleep with her.
Popular Guess: Olivia Culpo and Nick Jonas
Today’s Blind Items- SAG Awards- From AP
During the Golden Globes, AP heard this for the first time but was in no position to ask anyone about it. Over the past few weeks it stuck with her and she did some quiet asking of some people on the project where she works if they knew anything or heard anything about it before. No luck. She then happened to ask someone she ran into at the grocery store that she knew worked on the show in question. An afternoon of Starbucks together and AP found out something big. Huge. When she went to the SAG Awards last night she asked the victim in question about what she had heard and the victim did a double take and then said she could not talk about it and ran away and that was it. It is a hit network show. The victim is underage. Apparently another actress on the show who is probably B+ list compared to the B list of the minor although the minor makes more money total when combined with other projects does not actually participate in the casting couch process any longer. Oh, she did, and then one day someone asked her about hr co-star and now when our B+ lister wants a part and someone suggests the casting couch, she offers up her co-star and has landed roles and lots and lots of extra cash. The two appear to be friends but apparently the B+ lister is in complete control and the B lister is so messed up in the head that she refuses to say no and worships the B+ lister and has never said anything to anyone. The only reason any of this has got out is because some wife of one of the men who was with the minor found some **** messages on his phone about it a few nights before the Golden Globes and then was talking about it there which is how AP heard about it.
Popular Guess: Sarah Hyland and Ariel Winter