Blind Item #1 – Teen Choice Awards
"I would probably kill myself if my thighs ever touched." Married B+ list foreign born singer who got her start on a reality show as she shared lines of coke with two equally tiny women backstage.
Popular Guess: Cher Lloyd
Blind Item #2 – Teen Choice Awards
This A list everything who has a million jobs was spotted hovering close to his protege, who unlike his A list mentor has actually come out and is a B- list mostly television actor from lots of cable shows and sometime singer.
Popular Guess: Ryan Seacrest and someone
Blind Item #3 – Teen Choice Awards
This up and coming teen actress who is a regular on an ABC show (not Modern Family) was the youngest actress spotted who was drunk at an after party and making out and being groped by a guy who was easily in his 30’s despite our actress being in her mid-teens.
Blind Item #4
This A list mostly movie comic actor who is right on the verge of A+ list had a mild heart attack two weeks ago. The only thing that did was cause him to give up coke for a couple of days to let his **** recover. I would give it no longer than a year at his current pace before he dies.
Popular Guesses: Kevin Hart, Jonah Hill
Blind Item #5
Pretty tough to miss this married NBA all-star and former champion with his side piece boyfriend the other night at a party. He isn’t usually so open with him.
Popular Guesses: Chris Bosh, Chris ***ber, Magic Johnson
Blind Item #6
This B list mostly television actress who has had huge hits (on cable) and big misses (on network tv) in the past few years on shows has a boyfriend who is an absolute tool. She doesn’t see it though even when he makes her give him her phone while she is on set because he doesn’t trust her and he also tells her what she can and cannot eat each day.
Popular Guesses: Chloë Sevigny, Betsy Brandt
Blind Item #7
This comedian and B list mostly television actor from a middling network show has been dating a woman for two months and even though he takes her out every day and has spent thousands of dollars on her, she has only ever let him kiss her cheek. Her boyfriend that our actor doesn’t know about does hook up with her all the time though.
Popular Guess: Aziz Ansari
Blind Item #8
This former A list mostly television actor from two hit network shows mainly does movies now and is B list. Despite his drinking and cheating the actor is still married. Oh, and also despite when he got really drunk and fired off a gun through the wall in the living room towards his bedroom where his wife was sleeping.
Popular Guesses: Kelsey Grammer, Matthew Fox, Chris Noth, Alec Baldwin
Blind Item #9
This A list mostly television actor and his A list mostly movie actress girlfriend have one thing in common. Their absolute loathing for a common actress co-star who they will never work with again. It is what brought them together. Their mutual dislike for her.
Popular Guess: Ashton Kutcher, Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon/Natalie Portman
Blind Item #10
It really bugs me when this former A list tweener does her no drug rant to magazines and how she doesn’t even booze when she and her sister are known for running off with the coke of other people at parties and are the first ones trying to take extra bottles of booze home.
Popular Guesses: Haylie and Hillary Duff, Stella and Vanessa Hudgens
Today’s Blind Items- Agoraphobia
She calls it stage fright. There is some of that to be sure because she can freeze in front of a camera. It is one reason she hates doing awards shows or anything requiring her to read a teleprompter. She is surprisingly enough ok on talk shows because she is not required to say anything, she only has to respond. Getting her to the talk show is an entirely different matter. It takes her hours. Once she finally gets there and gets inside she can fake it enough and use enough mind tricks to make it through the ordeal, but when she leaves, she becomes a sweaty, exhausted mess and drinks herself to sleep. She is an actress. She used to be A+ list. Rarefied air that she had. Academy Award winner/nominee. For a time, she was the number one choice for almost every movie role available. She could still be that choice and she still has A list name recognition, but she has suffered the past five or six years with actually leaving her own house. It is rare she can manage and when she does it is usually with her boyfriend by her side. She prefers to be alone with him, or just alone is fine with her too. She has an assistant to go shopping for her and do the day to day things so she doesn’t have to leave the house. Meetings with her manager or agents or anyone else is by phone or they come to her place. She has dated some of the biggest names in Hollywood. All this used to be managed more effectively. There is talk that her boyfriend likes to have her under his control and maybe had made things worse for his benefit. One thing that has surfaced is that she has a tough time filming anything because of the crowds and the stage fright. She has finally been convinced to give it another try, but it might fizzle like her last two projects when she couldn’t even make it to the set.
Popular Guesses: Renée Zellweger, Kim Basinger