Blind Item #1
This B list actress has the talent to become an EGOT winner. Her problem is that she craves attention a lot and will do anything to get it, including faking relationships, injuries and diseases. Anything to get her an article or cover in a tabloid. She loves seeing her name in the headlines. Producers have caught on to her tricks and are really hesitant to cast her in anything.
Popular Guesses: Lea Michele, Kristin Chenoweth
Blind Item #2
This B list celebrity/former model married to a B list entertainer would love nothing more than to get a divorce from her cheating husband but she is holding out because the pre-nup gives her nothing but a tiny amount for child support. She is trying to line up a reality show for herself before she ends the marriage. Oh, and there have been suggestions that she has cheated once or twice too, but with women.
Popular Guess: Amber Rose and Wiz Khalifa
Blind Item #3
This former A list tweener was spotted getting very cozy with this other former B list tweener who is a singer/former reality star and loves to pretend he has had the same girlfriend for a year. Our two former tweeners were doing some serious making out and groping at a recent after party.
Popular Guess: Someone and a Jonas Brother
Blind Item #4
The brother of this A+ list mostly movie actor wasn’t shocked that his brother had slept with his girlfriend back in the day. It has happened before. The A+lister’s wife was though, especially when the timeline of when it happened got a little fuzzy in the A lister’s mind.
Popular Guess: Mark Wahlberg, Donnie Wahlberg and Jenny McCarthy
Blind Item #5
This A list celebrity trainer was shunned at a party this past week. She was trying to fit in, but first of all looked ridiculous and like she was trying too hard, and second of all made a move on a guy with his girlfriend standing right there.
Popular Guess: Tracy Anderson
Blind Item #6
This A list singer who is a huge a-hole and will never be an A lister in my own mind despite the world turning a Blind eye might have been the actual target of a threat last week. Apparently our A lister likes to run around telling everyone he is in the Illuminati. Whether it exists or not is one thing, but it is always associated with this A++ list rapper who hates the A lister and doesn’t want people to think they hang out or that the A++ lister would have anything to do with the A lister. Apparently the A lister threatened the life of the A++ lister so the incident last week could have been a warning that got out of hand.
Popular Guess: Chris Brown and Jay Z
Blind Item #7
This foreign born B list singer not named Rita Ora said she was into only women and then later said she was misquoted and only likes guys. She might say she likes guys, but her girlfriend of a year would probably disagree.
Popular Guess: Jessie J
Blind Item #8
A younger member of this A list reality family wants to come out but before they can, the family is trying to figure out whether they can make money from it.
Popular Guess: Kylie Jenner
Blind Item #9
This former A list boy bander who was married to a B list actress atone point bailed on a party after just a few minutes because no one recognized him and everyone he tried to pick up just thought he was a creepy looking guy.
Popular Guess: Nick Lachey
Blind Item #10
This foreign born A list singer who hopefully is not a one hit wonder is openly gay and is also a virgin.
Popular Guess: Sam Smith