Blind Item #1
This A list singer/celebrity doesn’t know it yet but his dad tried out the singer/celebrity’s current girlfriend first before he was willing to introduce her to our A lister. Apparently this is something that happens frequently before women get introduced to the A lister.
Popular Guess: Justin Bieber
Blind Item #2
This almost A list mostly television actress who probably needs one more season of her network show to be full on A list wants a central character in her show written out because he doesn’t show our actress the proper respect. Apparently he doesn’t kiss her butt enough and the actress who used to be so sweet and fun has now turned into someone who is a huge diva and pain to work with. Painful to work with.
Popular Guesses: Kaley Cuoco, Zooey Deschanel
Blind Item #3
This female American Idol finalist/winner with B list **** recognition despite her accomplishment better watch out for her significant other. He sure has been seeing that tall blonde Victoria’s Secret model a lot recently. He calls them casting sessions. Uh huh.
Popular Guess: Jordin Sparks and Jason DeRulo
Blind Item #4
This A list reality star with A list **** recognition had lots of appearances to make the past few days but only went to the ones where she had been paid a lot of money. The smaller ones she blew off to sit in her room and do line after line of coke. Kind of hypocritical don’t you think?
Popular Guess: Khloe Kardashian
Blind Item #5
This former A+ list singer/celebrity who has dropped to A list tried to steal all the attention away from the guest of honor at a party this weekend. Our former A+ lister was being obnoxious and saying it was great they were honoring so and so but that our A lister sold more records and done more for the world and wouldn’t shut up talking about herself all night. She made a lot of new enemies.
Popular Guess: Lady Gaga and Carole King
Blind Item #6 – Easy Easy Easy
This former B list reality star turned "actress" was offering a Grammy discount last night to prospective suitors. She probably feels it is the Christian thing to do.
Popular Guess: Farrah Abraham
Blind Item #7
This B list mostly movie actress had a big year in more than one way. She got kicked out of a class though for making fun of a woman’s cameltoe. The actress has been kind of grouchy lately and there are rumors that her commitment phobia boyfriend may have struck again.
Popular Guesses: Jennifer Aniston, Amy Adams