Blind Item #1- Academy Awards Party
This still young former almost A+ list mostly movie actress who is in danger of dropping to a C lister despite her A list **** recognition had to be carried from a party last night because she was so drunk. That was the second time this weekend and during the night her long term boyfriend begged her to stop drinking. She said f**k you.
Popular Guesses: Kate Hudson, Kirsten Dunst
Blind Item #2 – Academy Award Parties
This B list mostly movie actress, who is a multiple Golden Globe Award nominee and Emmy nominated too is married. It didn’t stop her from making out with this producer last night at a party where those things don’t usually happen. She had been hitting on another producer until his wife showed back up.
Blind Item #3- Academy Award Parties
This B list celebrity/sometime model offspring of A+ list actor parents was using coke last night at a party and was doing so in the vicinity of this A+ list celebrity who freaked out that the two could be captured in the same photo. There are reports that the B lister was also doing coke with her mimosas earlier in the day but hurried away when she was spotted.
Popular Guess: Ireland Baldwin and Taylor Swift
Blind Item #4 – Academy Award Parties
Spy: It must have sucked when you found out he was cheating on you.
Woman cheated on by her husband and A list mostly movie actress: I still think that the photos I found on his phone with him in bed naked with her will end up on the internet. He’s obsessed with her even though she won’t have anything to do with him.
Popular Guess: Liberty Ross, Rupert Sanders and Kristen Stewart
Blind Item #5 – Academy Award Parties
This former A list mostly television actor from a very hit almost network show who is now a B- lister got into an argument with this A list everything actor. Apparently the A lister set up the closeted B- lister with a guy and the B- lister picked up the guy at the date’s house. They had sex at the house but never went on the date. The B- lister said he forgot something in his car and never came back.
Popular Guess: Chace Crawford and Kevin Spacey
Blind Item #6- Academy Award Parties
My female spy at this party was hit on by this very attractive B- list mostly television actress who is on a very hit network show. The slightly tipsy actress made it very clear that she found my spy attractive and wouldn’t stop touching her and asking about her breasts. My spy had no idea who the actress was and thought she was a random woman. It was only after she saw the actress being hugged by lots of different people that she asked. This actress never discusses per personal life and has never really been seen with a boyfriend or girlfriend. When my spy asked about her, the first few answers were the **** of the character the woman plays on the show and her role rather than her real ****.
Popular Guess: Bellamy Young
Blind Item #7 – Academy Award Parties
This C+ list mostly movie actress/celebrity/model who is doing a little reality television with an A list celebrity/super model was standing alone watching a television screen when a waiter came up behind her and put his arms around her. Our actress turned around and was prepared to smile but had a look of horror on her face. Apparently the waiter and the C+ lister hooked up at the same party two years prior and had sex at her apartment but he was on a network show. When she saw he was a waiter now she told him to stay away from her. The waiter had all sorts of details about our C+ lister and he wasn’t shy about spilling.
Popular Guess: Lydia Hearst
Blind Item #8- Academy Award Parties
This B- list mostly television actress is only that high because she is on a hit network show. As soon as the show ends she will drop like a stone on the list. She won’t be getting invited back to this party next year after she treated the wait staff like crap and was rude to everyone who was not a celebrity she recognized. For someone who will be lucky to be working in acting in a couple of years she was the biggest a-hole anyone could remember at this party ever. One of the guys she treated like crap used to be a lover of the married host and is young and Latin and she assumed he was a waiter. The former lover of the permanent A lister went and complained to the A lister and that will be the end of her at the parties.
Popular Guesses: Lea Michele, Naya Rivera
Blind Item #9 – Academy Award Parties
This B list mostly television actress from a famous family stars on a very hit cable show. In the bathroom last night she opened her clutch and the ****l wouldn’t open so it took a lot of force. When it did open fifty pills flew across the floor and our actress was on hands and knees scrambling to pick them all up. In her first visit to the bathroom she spent some time purging the food she ate earlier.
Popular Guesses: Emma Roberts, Allison Williams
Blind Item #10
This former almost A list mostly television actress who also did movies and has been working since she was an A list tweener is taking a break from acting. She is not taking a break from botox. The thing is because of her circumstances she had to have a friend inject her with the botox instead of going to a doctor. It doesn’t look bad.
Popular Guess: Amanda Bynes
Blind Item #11- Academy Award Parties
This married very drunk B- list NCIS actor was being flirted with and he told her to cut the crap and shut up unless she wanted to f**k him. She said she would so the very drunk actor left with her in his car.
Popular Guess: LL Cool J
Today’s Blind Items – It’s Over
The screaming and fighting and the women he would take to his apartment instead of coming home have ended it. That and the big secret she withheld from him because she says she was scared for her life. She always ends up with these guys who she is scared of and who treat her poorly and she gives back. She isn’t afraid to punch and scratch and throw things. She is an Academy Award winning actress and it is fitting that she was telling people last night the marriage is over. He has cheated from day one and told her she would have to put up with it. Because he was honest about the other women she thought it was *******ing and let it go because she didn’t think he meant it. He did though and cheated almost every day he had free time. This was a horrible idea from the beginning and she even talked to one of his exes who said the guy was a horrible person.
Popular Guess: Halle Berry and Olivier Martinez