Blind Item #1
This married A+ list mostly movie actor who will drop quickly if he keeps making movies just for paychecks with questionable actors was sitting in the bar at the Beverly Wilshire and got so drunk that he had to stagger over to one of the chairs in the bar. It didn’t stop him from making out with two different women he kept buying drinks for who both tried to sit on his lap in the small chair.
Popular Guess: Harrison Ford
Blind Item #2
Things are so bad with this former B list mostly television actress who used to be on a hit cable show that she is missing time from a job she finally landed to fly around the country to guys who will pay her thousands of dollars for sex. Yeah, because meth smoking actresses who only stop long enough to pop pills are worth it. Apparently to some guys they are.
Popular Guess: Paz de la Huerta
Blind Item #3
This B list mostly television actress (#1) is a really good actress. She is also married. She is also known as an actress who will do anything for publicity including befriending a B- list (#2) mostly movie actress who is going through a huge event in her life right now. Our publicity hungry actress is working overtime on wooing #2 and wants to be known as her first public lover.
Popular Guess: Evan Rachel Wood and Ellen Page
Blind Item #4
This A list band made a recent surprise appearance. The supposedly sober singer of the band was anything but. Hopefully they are not planning on touring soon because he won’t live through it.
Popular Guess: Green Day
Blind Item #5
Of all the annals of showbiz stage moms, this one may be the worst (yes, it even outdoes anything Dina Lohan or the mom i don’t like to **** concocted). This mom of an almost A-list singer and TV star who has one of the most rabid tween fan****s of any singer actually encouraged her daughter to sleep with that skeevy producer to get the part she’s been playing for a while.
Popular Guess: Ariana Grande
Blind Item #6
Which B-list movie and TV actor whose almost network show ended recently talked his female PR person to pose as his date for the day to fool the paparazzi. He’s not really dating any**** now, just been having some random male hookups in WeHo. He may come out this year because he has sworn off any women since his last female relationship ended in a drug fueled mess.
Popular Guess: Ed Westwick
Blind Item #7
This Victoria’s Secret model with the alliteration for a **** and a significant other set what I think is the personal record for most money paid for companionship. She recently spent a week in the Caribbean with a billionaire who paid her $5M for the week. Almost $1M a day. Apparently she wasn’t shy about doing her best in earning that money at least according to one of the crew on the yacht they were staying.
Popular Guess: Alessandra Ambrosio
Blind Item #8
This married B- list mostly movie actress who was in that franchise that spawned so many B and C list actors is waiting to get the most publicity to announce her divorce. She wants a magazine cover. Meanwhile she might have her hand forced because her husband has been spotted with someone he has been "mentoring." That is the new buzz word in town for casting couch.
Popular Guess: Nikki Reed
Blind Item #9
This former A list stylist turned designer and sometime reality television star is broke.She needs a television show or a high paying client quickly because that second mortgage on her home needs to be paid soon or the bank will be foreclosing.
Popular Guess: Rachel Zoe