Blind Item #1
They didn’t hold hands or makeout for anyone, but it was pretty obvious this closeted barely A list mostly movie actor was showing off his boyfriend when they made an appearance together at an event outside the country.
Popular Guess: Jeremy Renner
Blind Item #2
This A+ list mostly movie actor decided to sleep one off at a Pottery Barn this week. Our actor walked over to a couch and passed out there for almost two hours. The staff let him be and when he woke up he didn’t say anything but just walked out of the store.
Blind Item #3
This barely hanging on to A list mostly movie actress who is also an Academy Award winner recently shot a spread for a magazine. Her people made it very clear that our actress would leave if anyone smoked near her or even if they smelled like smoke. Our actress then spent the entire time in between photos chain smoking. She went through two packs in about three hours.
Popular Guess: Nicole Kidman
Blind Item #4
This former A+ list performer(singer) who is now mostly a Vegas and casino fixture is married. Loves declaring what a family man he is. Well, our singer must really want this performer from Thunder Down Under to be in his family because the two men are practically living together and are fixtures at each others shows.
Popular Guess: Donny Osmond
Blind Item #5
This former A+ list mostly television actor who still enjoys A list **** recognition despite his failed television shows and movies since his long running hit is cheating. He has a girlfriend of two months but a chance encounter with an ex who is a foreign born B list celebrity/actress/model led to a series of hookups and his new girlfriend doesn’t have a clue.
Popular Guess: Matthew Perry
Blind Item #6
This A+ list mostly movie actor was smoking pot and canoodling with a woman under a Malibu beach house the other day who is most definitely not his movie actress significant other.
Popular Guess: Brad Pitt
Blind Item #7
According to an escort hired to be part of a threesome this week, this skinny former B+ list mostly movie actress was far more interested in doing line after line of coke than anything sexual.
Popular Guess: Tara Reid
Blind Item #8
This B list mostly movie actress recently tried and failed at the whole television series thing. Now, she is back in regular movies and is giving the makeup people a lot of work to do every morning. Apparently our actress has been cutting herself again. Surprising because I thought everything was much better in her life now.
Popular Guess: Christina Ricci
Blind Item #9 – Kindness
This former A list mostly movie actress has had a turbulent ride through Hollywood and is not even that old, but it feels as if she has been around forever. Her A list **** recognition is the only thing that is keeping her in the B range. Her history and personal life have kind of hindered her ability to get parts. Despite all of that, she is practically bankrupting herself because of all the Money she gives to two or three different charities and spends almost a thousand hours a year volunteering at them too.
Popular Guess: Winona Ryder
Today’s Blind Items – The Money Is Gone
the not too distant past this television actor was A list. It can be argued that he was A+. Not a great actor, but his show was a huge hit. Because of the show he landed a couple of easy big movie paychecks for movies that sucked. Money was rolling in for this actor. Millions of dollars a year. At the same time all the Money was coming in though he was gambling it all away. He didn’t worry though because there would always be another season or another movie paycheck. He just kept gambling and losing and kept chasing that big score at casinos. He was at casinos a lot. Part of his job was to go to casinos so it gave him the perfect excuse to be there. Not that long ago his show ended its run and so did the huge paychecks. He still gets checks but they are much smaller. He has tried his hand at other shows but none of them stuck. No one wants to give him a movie. He actually has to hustle to make a buck now and needs to do it because those tens of millions of dollars are Gone and now he only owns his house and is very low on cash. He still hasn’t stopped gambling, but he just gambles with much smaller amounts.
Popular Guesses: George Lopez, Tim Allen