Blind Item #1
This married B- list mostly television actor is desperate for any kind of work at this point after his continued attempts at television show have failed. His marriage might be the next thing to fail considering that while he was out of town he was spotted having dinner and being very cozy with a woman who is definitely not his actress wife.
Popular Guess: Jerry O’Connell
Blind Item #2
This former B list mostly television actor who has been on some surprisingly good shows is now a C list waste of space. He also found himself getting the boot from an event this weekend when he insisted on repeatedly pulling out his manhood to see if anyone was interested.
Popular Guess: Tracy Morgan
Blind Item #3
This A list entertainer(singer) dumped his girlfriend for the day so he could hook up with the least well known member of this hit ensemble show on a cable network. If he was going for the opposite of his girlfriend it would be this B- list mostly television actress.
Blind Item #4
This former A-list mostly movie actor turned B- list mostly television actor had been clean and sober for a year. His new wife didn’t even know he used. His last night profile girlfriend and wife before that knew though. He was never without coke. Now that his latest show has been canceled he started using again and his wife wants out.
Popular Guess: Christian Slater
Blind Item #5
This former A list rock star turned reality star was spotted furiously digging through his trash cans this week. There he was, out on Benedict Canyon in his pajamas looking for the book which contains thousands of photos of the women he slept with over the years. Apparently his wife threw it away. He got it back though.
Popular Guess: Gene Simmons
Blind Item #6
A guy walked out on his date with this B list mostly movie actress with the difficult **** to pronounce. She was being her usual unpleasant self to the waitstaff when they got part of her order wrong. The date apologized for her and our actress started yelling at the date. He got up and walked out and didn’t come back.
Blind Item #7
This former B list mostly television actress who has been on lots of network shows, but only had one modest hit is trying desperately to hold on to her boyfriend even though he cheats on her regularly. No one can handle being with her very long because of the demands and attention she requires almost 24/7. Super clingy and is constantly ****ing and calling if you are not by her side.
Popular Guess: Eva Longoria
Blind Item #8
Maybe if this married former B+ list entertainer(singer) would stay home more with her kids or even spend more than a few minutes with them a week instead of partying like she is living in Miami in the 80’s she wouldn’t be spending so much time being sick from all the coke and booze.
Popular Guess: Lily Allen
Blind Item #9
What friendship between a B-list mostly TV actress and a B-list singer/songwriter with a famous last **** dissolved because the actress let her mansion which she bought from the singer go into foreclosure and she was calling the singer at odd hours begging for money?
Popular Guess: Lisa Marie Presley and Kirstie Alley
Today’s Blind Items – Kindness
This is not particularly long, but, I thought it was a good enough deed to make it into this position. This A+ list entertainer(singer) has acted before and even done reality, but should really stick to singing. She is rarely on time and does a lot of drugs and booze. One thing she does great though is take care of her employees and their kids. One of the perks our A+ lister does for all of her employees is pay for their kids to go to college. With all the employees she has scattered across three countries, she is currently paying for room and tuition for nine dependents of the employees. The bill is running her close to $250K a year but she says that it is worth it and wants to help as many people as she can.
Popular Guesses: Rihanna, Mariah Carey