Blind Item #1
This former reality star was probably C list at best despite having her own show. She is more famous for her name and her reality show offspring who also has lots of higher listed friends. Anyway, our former C lister makes a nice living as a woman who connects D listers with men who will pay for them and handed a card to this B list mostly television actress on a new network show with the admonition that she had seen her show and her last failed network show and she was probably going to need the card or acting lessons. There was a look of horror on the B lister’s face when she found out what the C lister does, but she KEPT the card.
Popular Guess: Lisa Gastineau and Katharine McPhee
Blind Item #2
This A+ list everything in her mind but in reality a B list singer/actress/reality star was begging this A list singer/songwriter for songs for her new record and implied she would be willing to hook up with him if he wanted. He passed on both offers and says he wanted to work with younger singers.
Popular Guess: Jennifer Lopez and Calvin Harris/Bruno Mars
Blind Item #3
This D- lister got a nice double payout this week. One check from a tabloid and one from the B+ list reality star on a long running MTV franchise who gave him some money for taking her side in a rumor. Probably going to be a week long bender for him with that kind of money.
Popular Guess: Leah and Robbie whatever that means
Blind Item #4
This former B+ list mostly movie actor turned television actor on a long running hit pay cable show who now has another long running show you probably haven’t seen pulled out one of his famous lines this weekend. Despite sleeping with several black women he always uses the line that they will be his first. It didn’t work with this Academy Award nominee/winner who knows a couple of the women he slept with previously and never spoke to again.
Popular Guess: Jeremy Piven
Blind Item #5
What long sober former A+ list singer who has dropped to B+ with her long absence was doing some lines of coke the other day. Yes, during the day. She said she wanted to feel younger.
Popular Guesses: Stevie Nicks, Gloria Estefan, Sheryl Crow
Blind Item #6
This foreign born A- list mostly television actor who all the women love went on a date with his girlfriend the other night and went back to her place for a few hours. He then left her place and went to a party where he picked up a woman and took her back to his place for a few hours before heading back to the apartment of his girlfriend where he stayed until the morning.
Popular Guess: Benedict Cumberbatch
Blind Item #7 – Kindness
This A+ list mostly movie actor who will always be A list knows how to promote a movie with the very best of them, but this had nothing to do with promoting because he tried to keep it secret. While filming his latest installment of his franchise our actor has been all over the world. In each city he has filmed he has visited a US military base and had dinner or lunch with the personnel and also visited base hospitals. A total of five bases so far and he has not finished filming yet.
Popular Guesses: Robert Downey Jr., Tom Cruise
Blind Item #8
One hit wonder a-hole to a woman changing the diaper of her toddler at a pumpkin patch – "So, you seeing anyone? I think we would be great together. I’ll have my guy get your number." He then walked away and his "guy" came up and tried to get the woman’s number who refused.
Popular Guess: Robin Thicke
Blind Item #9
This former B+ list talk show host who has moved on to new things had breast implants put in about a month ago and has been taking pain pills non-stop since which she combines with everything else she takes.
Popular Guesses: Chelsea Handler, Bethenny Frankel
Blind Item #10
These two foreign born A- list mostly movie actors don’t really get along that well because the younger of the actors hit on the wife of the older actor. The younger actor swears he didn’t know she was married to the older actor. Notice though he knew she was married. They have sucked up their hate for each other and are working together though.
Today’s Blind Items – Tweener Needs Rehab Again
This former A list Tweener turned B list mostly movie actor connected with his pimp/drug dealer Again and that is never good. For three days they partied and our tweener’s sober coach was corrupted by the fame and glamour and and is loving all of the attention and forgot the reason why she was supposed to be there. Instead of being sober and being a voice of reason she became the first one to start smoking and drinking and partying and gladly joined in when the actor was given a "model" for the night by his benefactor. Just when you think our Tweener is making strides he slips in a massive way and then thinks he can right the ship The only good news coming out of this most recent bender was the lack of heroin which made an appearance over the summer. Our actor though is as bad off as he has been in the past year.
Popular Guess: Zac Efron