Blind Item #1 – Kindness
This former A+ list super model is still A list and still gorgeous and is selling some new line of something and made a store appearance yesterday here in LA. To be kind, very few people showed up. I mean MJ’s mom waved from the perfume counter but it was pretty empty. The fans that did show up though, our model talked to them for as long as they wanted and stayed the entire time she was committed and shared her story which is way better than the story 99% of models or anyone else could share and you got the feeling that even if there were millions of people in line she would be the same way. Now if we could just do something about the people she used to date.
Popular Guess: Petra Nemcova
Blind Item #2
Since this whole hacking thing has started, this former B list athlete with A list name recognition has been calling or ****ing this B- list mostly movie actress who has not done much since a franchise stopped. He is worried about a couple of photos they took together which would ruin his image. Our actress doesn’t like the guy so has been making him more paranoid every time she talks to him which is after he sends or calls ten to fifteen times.
Popular Guess: Camilla Belle and Tim Tebow
Blind Item #3
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor had a big slip in his sobriety this past week after filming a scene that involved drug use. Our actor flew out of town and stayed away from LA for a night just to get away from everything to try and get him on track for the rest of filming.
Popular Guess: Zac Efron
Blind Item #4
She might be listed as the co-host of the biggest fashion event of the season, but at this point our A list mostly movie actress is not planning on attending. If she doesn’t go, her designer doesn’t have a backup plan.
Popular Guess: Jennifer Lawrence not planning to attend the Met Gala
Blind Item #5
This A- list mostly almost television actress thinks she is big stuff. She doesn’t understand why she is having to audition for things, but she is. After the initial success of the show she didn’t have to, but she is not that great of an actress and after production started on two projects before having to replace her and her bad acting, word got around. Now she auditions and is not having much luck.
Popular Guesses: Sarah Michelle Gellar, Sofía Vergara, Taylor Schilling
Blind Item #6
This A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee was dumped by her boyfriend because she wouldn’t even kiss the guy. She was extremely cold and emotionless and then when in public would turn it on and be an entirely different person. She sounds perfect for Tom Cruise.
Popular Guess: Jessica Chastain
Blind Item #7
This way underage almost A list television actress who is on several shows convinced everyone that she should get breast enlargements. Even though she is not 18 she wants to start getting producers ready for when she is and also wants to do Playboy the day she turns 18. She got the implants but hopefully someone can talk her out of the rest of it.
Popular Guesses: Bella Thorne, Ariel Winter
Blind Item #8
You know who does a great job at hiding all of his cheating? This B list mostly movie actor who tried television but didn’t work out last season. He cheats constantly on his celebrity wife to the point where I wonder if they got secretly divorced because it is an almost daily thing for the actor.
Popular Guess: Christian Slater
Blind Item #9
What does this foreign born married B list singer do when her boyfriend can’t make it to see her? She finds someone else who will give her the drugs she wants in exchange for what he wants. The past months has been crazy for her and I’m not sure how she is alive at this point.
Popular Guess: Lily Allen