‘Dicks By Mail’ Offers Customers A Chance To Send Gummy Penis Candies To Unsuspecting Friends, Ex-Partners
Looking for a great novelty gift for your roommate, colleague or even an ex-boyfriend? Send them a bag of dicks!
The Dicks By Mail site gives customers the chance to send an anonymous package containing a 5 oz. bag of gummy penis candies along with a note that reads, "EAT A BAG OF DICKS."
Although company officials are touting the gift as "an easy way to send that feeling to anyone in your life that deserves that feeling of sadness, disappointment and betrayal," they stress that it’s meant entirely in jest.
"This site was created to put a smile on people’s faces," they write on the site. "It’s not meant to be a threat or a way to bully. If you are sending this with the intent to ruin someone’s day, then maybe it’s you who needs to eat a bag of dicks."
If this sounds appealing, you’d better act fast. The Independent reports that the company’s website has been "inundated with orders" and their stock was expected to quickly sell out.