Blind Item #1 – Old Hollywood Blind
For the first half of his career, this actor/director and jack of all trades was A-list, until his ego and personal demons got the better of him, putting him on the B-list until his classic films got reevaluated and his reputation somewhat restored before his passing. He told the executor of his will that he wanted his ashes scattered in a limestone well on the property of his Spanish manor and seal up the well to prevent vandalism. What he privately told his closest friends is that he wanted to be buried in his Midwest hometown beside his mother. The latter motion was done under a veil of secrecy and there he rests in peace. And the well? The actor privately had the uncut film prints of his most famous works lowered into the well with orders not to open the well.. ever.
Popular Guess: Orson Welles
Blind Item #2
After exchanging numbers the night before, this married B list now mostly movie actor yesterday hooked up with this barely hanging on to B list mostly movie actress who has been playing the field a lot lately.
Popular Guess: Kate Hudson or Ashley Greene for the actress
Blind Item #3
This A list mostly movie actor who was losing his A list status until a recent non-movie project vaulted him firmly back into A list kept his male lover at a distance during an event this week but was glued to his side before and after as they arrived and left in the same car.
Popular Guess: Kevin Spacey
Blind Item #4
This former A+ list reality star was spotted kissing and groping this current A list reality star. Besides ticking off his significant other if he was caught, some of her family members would have especially been horrified at his choice of partners.
Popular Guess: Paris Hilton and Scott Disick
Blind Item #5
This C list celebrity thanks to her A list actor husband recently went under the knife to get breast implants. She thinks Playboy is her next step to achieving fame without riding the coattails of her jerk husband.
Popular Guess: Hilaria Baldwin
Blind Item #6
This B- list mostly movie actress is going to drop to C soon because I just don’t like her. She only stays at B because of her ****. No**** likes her. No****. I’m not even sure her husband likes her. Anyway, she was trying to get into a building this week and there was a line of people also waiting to get in. Our actress started yelling at them to get out of her way because she is a celebrity. She tried to get security to let her in first but they said she had to wait in line to go through security like everyone else.
Popular Guess: Jessica Biel
Blind Item #7
This A list mostly movie actor who sometimes has been an A+ lister with his franchise was walking a little funny at his premiere the other night. Apparently he gets enemas twice a week and he went to a place he had never been before because he was in a new city and something bad happened. That’s how he put it. "Something bad happened."
Popular Guesses: Chris Evans, Johnny Depp
Blind Item #8
This foreign born B- list entertainer(singer) sometime actress says that when she is with another woman it is not cheating on her entertainer(singer) boyfriend. Well, she has been the standard in cheating in recent years so the new woman every night she is with will not be considered cheating by me either.
Popular Guess: Rita Ora
Blind Item #9
She wasn’t sick. She just had no intentions of being dragged into photo ops by her opportunistic B list celebrity mom.
Popular Guess: Frances Bean Cobain
Blind Item #10
I’m shocked. This A+ list entertainer(singer) who will always be A list at least in the singing part of her career stayed after an exercise class twenty minutes to take photos with everyone in the class who wanted one with her. She has never done that before. Ever. She always comes in a few minutes late and leaves a few minutes early.
Popular Guess: Madonna
Four For Friday – Traditional
After a very long absence my accountant friend has returned and these Four people all gave to charity. Some gave over $1M and one only gave $100 despite earning millions.
#1 – This former A+ list entertainer(singer) who will always be A list especially by bartenders and people who think they can play piano gave away about $5M last year to schools and programs to benefit music programs.
Popular Guess: Billy Joel
#2- This A+ list mostly movie actor talks a big game, but when it comes to writing checks he wrote one for $100 to a church garage sale. The actor earned well over $20M last year.
Popular Guess: Mark Wahlberg
#3 – This former A list tweener is an a-hole and I still don’t like him but he did manage to give away a little over $2M last year to charity and he hasn’t started classifying hookers as a charity yet.
Popular Guess: Justin Beiber
#4 – This A- list mostly television actor is on a very hit network show that he has been on a very long time. Made about $10M last year and gave $25K to charity.
Popular Guess: Jon Cryer
Mr. X Blind Items
1) Which "wife" of an A-list Oscar nominated actor drank a whole bottle of champagne at an event a few days ago in front of her husband who’s trying to maintain his sobriety? Two flunkies had to physically carry her out of the place.
2) What other leading man from that sci-fi franchise is contemplating in coming out? He’s just tired of the bearding.
3) Which B-list R&B songstress kept her distance at a birthday party last night from the man she still thinks had a hand in her late husband’s death?
4) What former A-list diva has been stuck doing casino tours for the last few years after her last arena tour proved to be a compete disaster, burning all of the bridges she had left?
5) What eccentric pop singer is considering dropping her alter ego for good?
6) What closeted tween idol and current reality show star is already a regular at several WeHo nightspots? One establishment already has a drink ****d after him.
7) Which former panelist on that long running chat show might be returning, after she mended fences with her former boss?
8) What B-list couple who are against the paparazzi photographing their kids are also ones who regularly call them beforehand to stage some shots? Hypocrites.
9) What ’60s blonde bomb*****/mostly TV actress has been sleeping with businessmen overseas for a price?
10) What comedy legend was a complete un-PC mess at a recent Q&A session, upsetting fans who dropped some big bucks for some seats? Should we really be shocked?
11) What A-list triple threat always has people scratching their heads, wondering why such a nice guy like him ended up with a nasty b**ch of a wife?
12) Which country music legend recently had horrible looking plastic surgery on her face, which worried her PR team at first because they thought she had a stroke?
