CDAN December 19th 2024 – Four For Friday

CDAN December 19th 2014Four For Friday

Blind Item #1
There is some question about whether the girlfriend of this long time A list singer with one name is a man or a woman.
Popular Guess: Usher

Blind Item #2
Used to getting his way with money this former A+ list rapper who still works hard but I think his kids are making him deliver less output. Oh, that and he hates his label. Anyway he was at a party the other night and was being rude to a waitress and kept saying he wanted to see her breasts. When she refused he started throwing money at her and saying the nastiest things but she refused to comply and he finally left all the money on the floor while other people picked it up and he used some vile names for the waitress. Not a big fan of gender equality this guy.
Popular Guess: Lil Wayne

Four For Friday – Traditional
#1 – “If you ever decide to get naked, let me know and I will give you a great role.” This A- list mostly television actress/writer/producer on a hit pay cable show talking to this former Tweener turned bad singer and mediocre actress with a drug and love life problem.
Popular Guess: Lena Dunham and Selena Gomez

#2 – This foreign born former A+ list mostly movie actor from way back in the day always seems like a loving family man. He is, except when he finds himself spotted by women young enough to be his granddaughter who don’t mind his fake teeth and cigarette breath as he tries to get them drunk on gin and then performs badly in a hotel room he gets them for the night after he stays 20 minutes.
Popular Guess: Sean Connery

#3 – This married A list mostly movie actress who really got her fame from that iconic pay cable role that still keeps giving said she finally corrected an issue that has been plaguing her self-esteem for years. She says her breasts have never been the same size and she finally got something done about it and has never been happier.
Popular Guess: Sarah Jessica Parker

#4 – The momager of this former A list mostly television actress turned B list movie actress turned back to television because no one will hire me stuck like glue to her daughter’s side at a party the other day swarming with managers. She wouldn’t let her talk to anyone and dragged her out after 20 minutes.
Popular Guess: Katherine Heigl

Mr. X Blind Item #1 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What TV-turned-movie actress’ PR people are scratching their heads as why she’s constantly asking them to put out more stories about her having a baby, because they know she can’t stand kids?

Mr. X Blind Item #2 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
Which foreign born, openly gay singer was bragging to a couple of his friends about the time that now A+ list actor gave him good head to get a job as a dancer in one of his music videos?

Mr. X Blind Item #3 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What A-list (for now) female rapper is still sore about getting snubbed for a Grammy nomination that she’s pulling the racism card? Oh brother…

Mr.X Blind Item #4 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What B-list mostly TV actress who pretends she has a boyfriend was spotted in Dubai under the guise of a legitimate gig, but she was really whoring herself out to rich men for a price?

Mr. X Blind Item #5 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What A++ list musician couple had to leave that A++ list songstress’ party early a few nights ago because hubby was annoyed that he and his wife were the only black people there?

Mr. X Blind Item #6 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What aging R&B legend who has had several run-ins with the law pulled the “don’t who know who I am” card recently while shopping for Christmas presents?

Mr. X Blind Item #7 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What “couple”, consisting of an A-list former tweener and closeted (for now) celeb spawn are still together because he likes it when she does a little trick in the bed?

Mr. X Blind Item #8 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What couple who are probably going to split up next year spent a rare evening together with their kid… with reality TV cameras filming the whole thing?

Mr. X Blind Item #9 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What B-list former tweener who is starring on a cable sitcom next year, chastised her PR people for trying to set her up with her openly gay (although not publicly yet) male costar from the show, because she still has feelings for her husband and is thinking about calling off her divorce.

Mr. X Blind Item #10 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
Which C-list actors/brothers currently on a ******ed MTV show are both openly gay (not publicly yet) and have been seen in the company of that notorious producer/director who loves to have threesomes with them? I know, gross..

Mr. X Blind Item #11 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What almost A-list actor/heartthrob had his PR people put out a half-assed statement saying he’s not gay, though there is plenty of evidence to suggest otherwise? Maybe he’s afraid of being outed by you-know-what..

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