I came THIS close to involuntarily joining the Where’s That Bitch At thread .

I came THIS close to involuntarily joining the Where’s That Bitch At thread…..

Last night, when I was driving home – about 3 miles away, I saw THIS HUGE plume of black smoke up ahead on the side of the road. It turned out to be a car on fire:

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As I got closer, I could see That it was the worst freaking car fire I have ever personally seen in my life. The whole thing – from bumper to bumper – was one giant ball of yellow flame. In the pic below, you can see a white car behind the ball of flame. I don’t know what That guy was doing because he wasn’t an emergency vehicle.

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An ambulance and police care whizzed past. People were trying to get around by going to the left. Like you can see me doing above. But dumbasses were stopping and gawking. I was basically stuck.

So, finally a couple of cars start to clear out, but there is one dumbass still blocking me. I couldn’t believe what I was seeing but the flaming car appeared to be moving – BACKWARD.

After staring with my mouth hanging open for a second, I could see it moving clearly, and it was going diagonally across traffic toward where the dumbass and I were stopped.

At the last second, the dumbass pulls ahead, giving me about 5 seconds to get clear of a flaming ball of fire That is rolling directly toward me. I drove down in the ditch to get away, and I could literally feel myself almost ****ing as THIS thing slowly rolled by. After it got about 25 feet past me, it stopped. And exploded. Not a huge explosion, but an explosion. Now, I’m stuck in the ditch on the left. I try to drive straight out, but the effing netting in the ditch is making my tires spin. Finally I crank my car perpendicular to the guardrail and drive backward out of the ditch and back onto the road. The whole time I’m doing that, a state trooper is staring at me like "Isn’t That something!"