CDAN May
05th 2014 – Her
Casting Couch Start
Blind Item #1
This seemingly goody goody B- list mostly television actress from a hit cable show that has seen other co-stars in this space before is now here too because of her little coke problem. A coke problem brought about because of her boyfriend who has always been a big user. Apparently she is trying to fit in with him and his friends and started using, and can’t stop.
Popular Guess: Shay Mitchell
Blind Item #2
This former star NFL quarterback, who may or may not have a job and team this season despite being a huge **** as recently as two years ago was spotted at a very high profile event this weekend and was crazy drunk. So drunk that he kept asking women to show him their breasts and kept grabbing women to tell them who he was and how they should hook up with him.
Popular Guess: Mark Sanchez
Blind Item #3
This married A- list performer(singer) is usually on the receiving end of cheating rumors. Over the weekend though, it was she who was doing the making out with a member of her band.
Popular Guess: Miranda Lambert
Blind Item #4
This A-/B+ list mostly movie actor with some sobriety issues was eating dinner at a hotel and also got a room where he escape to several times during the meal. Strange.
Blind Item #5
The marriage of this foreign born A list mostly movie actress who is an Academy Award winner/nominee is in trouble because of her husband’s drug use. People warned her before she married that this was likely.
Popular Guess: Kate Winslet
Blind Item #6
This B- list actress who was last seen on a very hit almost television show was shaking so bad while at an event where she was featured that the organizers called paramedics just to have them on standby.
Popular Guesses: Natasha Lyonne, Taryn Manning
Blind Item #7
Despite becoming a huge fashion mogul, this former A list performer(singer)/reality star was not invited to the Mat Gala this year because Anna Wintour thinks the fashion brand and the normal style of our A lister is beneath the Gala. I disagree.
Popular Guess: Jessica Simpson
Blind Item #8
This former A+ list mostly movie actor still was arguably the greatest at one role which has seen many actors. He has a significant other but for the past two weeks has been spotted emerging from the home of this A list mostly movie actress after her kids go to school.
Popular Guesses: Someone who played Bond, Someone who played Batman
Blind Item #9
This B+ list celebrity, is an actress of sorts. She says that her career has nosedived since hooking up with this A+ list mostly movie actor because he kept telling all of his friends about what they did and that now she gets calls from them asking for the same thing and lots of places where she used to work no longer want to book her.
Popular Guesses: Dita Von Teese and Russell Crowe, Stacy Keibler and George Clooney
Today’s Blind Items – Her Casting Couch Start
This actress is probably B-. She should maybe be slightly lower ****d on her **** of work, but she has great **** recognition which keeps her in that B range. Our actress did not Start off in show business as an actress, although her fame certainly preceded her before she began acting. She was A list and then started moving slowly down the ladder as she tried desperately to get a part. She needed a big break. She knew she could make it as an actress, but, because of her past, no one would give her a shot. Well, enter this, at the time, A+ list mostly movie actor who had a thing for our actress. Sure, he was married, but, that never really stopped him when he wanted to be with someone. He controlled Casting for the female lead in his new movie and he sampled several actresses before he was informed that our actress wanted the part. She agreed to sleep with him for the part, but because she did have some power she told him that if he backed out, that she would expose him to the world and she would not be bullied into accepting some smaller role. It was the lead or nothing. Our actor agreed and our actress has had quite the acting career since.
Popular Guess: Vanessa Williams and Arnold Schwarzenegger
