Blind Item #1
This way back in the day A list celebrity/singer who now is on a perpetual casino tour with her Family might want to take a break because her husband cheats on her every time she hits the road. Just more drama for a drama filled life but her first time in a blind.
Popular Guess: Marie Osmond
Blind Item #2
This former Bachelor and Bachelor spinoff contestant who got her start by sleeping with a studio executive at 18 is cheating on her boyfriend with the executive all these years later to try and get a spot on DWTS.
Popular Guess: Emily Maynard
Blind Item #3
At an event this weekend this C+ list mostly television actress who is on a new show after getting her big break in a critically acclaimed movie is not quite 21 yet. She did manage to get wasted at the event and then capped off the night by puking all over this good looking A list television actor from a long running network show.
Popular Guess: Taissa Farmiga
Blind Item #4
This B- list foreign born celebrity who is only B- here in the US because she is higher in her own country is an offspring. She is also married with two kids but it hasn’t stopped her from leaving her husband at home with the kids and having a torrid affair the past month.
Popular Guesses: Lily Allen, Peaches Geldof
Blind Item #5
This briefly A list singer/celeb who is now settling down to a one hit wonder B canceled a recent concert because he wanted double the amount of money he was getting. He also submitted a backstage rider to rival an 80’s hair band. The venue held firm and our singer said buh bye.
Popular Guesses: Robin Thicke, James Blunt
Blind Item #6
This B-/C+ list mostly movie actor has become a director. He is casting a new movie now and some of the scenes require nudity. The way he is casting these specific parts is by inviting women to come to his place. If they sleep with him he will get them a role in the movie. So far he has about 30 that have slept with him and he is making good on his promise. It is not even a big movie.
Popular Guess: Zach Braff
Blind Item #7
This A+list mostly movie actor is married and is an Academy Award winner/nominee. His former model wife says that he never wants to have sex with her and he is more interested in smoking pot and looking at himself in the mirror than actually spending time with her. She says she is more of an accessory for him now that he is forced to bring with him.
Popular Guess: Matthew McConaughey
Blind Item #8
This B- list mostly movie actor who will be a B+ again when the next installment of his franchise is released paid $5K to a woman to pose with him in multiple ********s over the weekend.
Popular Guess: Josh Hutcherson
Blind Item #9
This D list reality star who only is a reality star because of her A+ list mostly movie actor ex-husband was wasted out of her mind over the weekend and started throwing punches at a memorial event for the offspring of this C list celebrity. She was throwing the punches at the C lister.
Popular Guesses: Tameka Raymond, Nicole Murphy
Blind Item #10
This former A- list mostly television actress who has also been an A- list singer and a reality star and everything else she can do to make money has also had lots of legal drama in her life. Oh, and some crazy Family members. Anyway, she recently called off her engagement. She wanted to get the story out before her boyfriend started talking about her always cheating on him.
Popular Guess: Brandy Norwood
Today’s Blind Items – The Not So Perfect Family
This B list celebrity/mostly movie actor offspring is really young to be hooked on drugs but he is. The only time he sees his parents are when they make him do something as a Family for photos. Otherwise he hangs out with friends and does drugs. When he goes to rehab the Family won’t look quite so perfect. He started off just doing some Molly and some pot but has worked his way up to pills. He says that his life needs excitement and that drugs let him be who he wants to be. He has introduced some of his celebrity freinds to drugs and it is like one big group of tweeners with way too much money and time on their hands and parents who just don’t care. As much as I want the guy to get help I do hope his Family gets taken down a notch because they want the world to think they are so great.
Popular Guess: Jaden Smith
