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If you’re having the kind of day where you don’t really give a shit that Your eye sockets will heave Your eyeballs out onto the floor and Your ears will close up along with Your coochie and/or b-hole, then here’s the perfect thing for you.
Because Billy Ray Cyrus got sick of Miley Cyrus getting all the attention by terrorizing the retinas of the masses, he shot a shit puddle of a video for the Sequel to Achy Breaky Heart with help from Dionne Warwick’s rapping son Buck 22, Larry King and a bunch of twerking Thundercat hos. Thanks to Larry King’s intro, the song and the pile of cut-off raccoon tails on Billy’s head, this video is the unsexiest thing ever.

Three questions:

1. Who, besides Billy Ray and his accountant, asked for a Sequel to Achy Breaky Heart?

2. Why did Dionne Warwick let this happen?

3. How am I still typing even though all of my bodily functions have pretty much shut down and turned on me for watching all 3:33 minutes of this musical torture device?
via Gawker

Dlisted | Death To All Your Senses: Billy Ray Cyrusâ€™ Hip-Hop Sequel To Achy Breaky Heart

Billy Joel’s Fourth of July Wedding

NEW YORK (AP) — Billy Joel married girlfriend Alexis Roderick in a surprise ceremony at the couple’s annual Fourth of July party.
New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo presided over Saturday’s nuptials at Joel’s Long Island estate, the singer’s spokeswoman Claire Mercuri said. The small group of family and friends at the party didn’t know the couple planned to exchange vows. Among those in attendance were Alexa Ray Joel, his daughter with his second wife, model Christie Brinkley, and actor Kevin James.
People magazine first reported the wedding.
Joel, 66, and Roderick, 34, an accomplished equestrian and a former Morgan Stanley executive, have been dating since 2024 and are expecting their first child. This is his Fourth marriage.
Joel is currently on tour. On Wednesday, he set a record for most performances by a single artist at Madison Square Garden with his 65th show, besting Elton John.

Second Child on the Way for Billy Joel

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It’s time for Billy Joel to start singing that lullaby again.
The “Piano Man” singer, 65, and girlfriend Alexis Roderick are expecting their first Child together this summer, his rep confirms to PEOPLE.
The baby on the way — a source tells PEOPLE it’s a girl! — will be Joel’s Second child. He has one daughter, singer/songwriter Alexa Ray, 29, from his previous marriage to supermodel Christie Brinkley.
Joel and Roderick, 33 — an accomplished equestrian and a former Morgan Stanley executive — have been together since 2024.
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