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Michel Lohan — Domestic Dispute with Baby Mama Kate Major . Cops Called

Michel Lohan — Domestic Dispute with Baby Mama Kate Major … Cops Called

Michael Lohan’s girlfriend claims he’s threatening her with a knife and threatening to take their infant son — and now police are on scene … TMZ has learned.

Kate Major blasted Lohan on Twitter Monday evening … claiming she had to lock herself and their one-year-old son Landon in a bedroom while a knife-wielding Lohan tried to break down the door.

Threatening to take our son. What judge would rule for. him??? Stuck inside a house with this guy? He has a knife
— Kate Major (@k8major) February 18, 2024

Cops in Boca Raton, FL tell us officers have responded to their house … and are talking to Michael and Kate right now.

Sources close to the couple tell us Michael is the one who Called 911 when Kate started acting erratically … and locked herself in the room.

We’re told officers want one of them to leave the house immediately — but Michael isn’t budging because he thinks Kate is drunk … and doesn’t want to leave her with the baby.

We just spoke to Michael who claims Kate’s been drinking again … and it got so bad she tried to kill herself over the weekend. Lohan tells us he’s worried about the welfare of their child and says he’ll attempt to get custody of their son if she doesn’t get help.

During Kate’s twitter rant … she addressed the suicide saying, "Someone trying to kill u is worse than trying to kill yourself ! #udontscareme."

Kate also vowed to never let Michael take their son away from her.

Update 7:25 PM PT — Police have left the house. No arrests were made … so, should be a fun night at the Lohan corral.

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Michael Lohan’s Baby Mama — He Threatened to Stab Me … ‘I’m Gonna Kill You Bitch’

Update 11:20 A.M. PT — Kate just told TMZ she lied about the threats, saying "I regretfully tweeted while my emotions were high that I was being threatened by Michael with a knife, this was not the case." Major tells us she made it up because she feared Michael would take her son away.

Michael Lohan went ballistic and brandished a knife last night during his fight with Baby Mama Kate Major saying, "I’m going to kill you, bitch!" — at least that’s what Kate told Cops — but Michael’s 911 call tells a different story.

TMZ has obtained the police report regarding the altercation last night at Michael’s Florida house … after Michael Called 911, claiming Kate was drunk and acting erratically around their one-year-old son.

According to the report, when police arrived, Kate told them Michael had *****ly accused her of drinking around their Baby and a fight broke out. That’s when Kate claims Michael grabbed a knife and threatened to kill her with it.

Kate told police she locked herself in a bedroom to get away from him … and he tried to kick the door down. When he failed, Kate claims Michael went outside to the bedroom’s sliding glass doors and made stabbing gestures at her.

Kate claims she tried to call police … but her phone was broken … even though she still managed to send out a bunch of tweets.

Police spoke to Michael too — he denied threatening Kate in any way — and his 911 call paints a very calm and calculating picture … almost like he and Kate have lots and lots of experience calling 911 on each other.

Audio at TMZ

Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Out Bill Cosby’s Rape History on Stage

Thanks to The Cosby Show, Fat Albert and standup, Bill Cosby has become one of today’s most beloved public figures. Of course, mixed up in his celebrated entertainment career are over a dozen instances where Cosby allegedly drugged and raped various women — but that’s the part that most people would rather not talk about. Too bad for them, though, because Hannibal Buress is talking about it anyway.

Buress ( 30 Rock, Broad City) was recorded dropping this bold and beautiful bit during a set at the Trocadero in Philadelphia late last week:

"And it’s even worse because Bill Cosby has the fucking smuggest old black man public persona that I hate. Pull your pants up, black people. I was on TV in the ’80s. I can talk down to you because I had a successful sitcom. Yeah, but you raped women, Bill Cosby. So, brings you down a couple notches. I don’t curse on stage. Well, yeah, you’re a rapist, so, I’ll take you sayin’ lots of motherfuckers on Bill Cosby: Himself if you weren’t a rapist. …I want to just at least make it weird for you to watch Cosby Show reruns. …I’ve done this bit on stage, and people don’t believe. People think I’m making it up. …That shit is upsetting. If you didn’t know about it, trust me. You leave here and google ‘Bill Cosby rape.’ It’s not funny. That shit has more results than Hannibal Buress."

The bit’s not only a solid call-out of Cosby’s hypocrisy, it’s also brave. Buress is a Comedian with a sitcom in the works and fans (like Chris Rock and Louis CK) in high places, but nothing gets people quite as angry and defensive as going after their entertainment heroes and exposing — or reminding us of — their gross and sometimes criminal pasts (see Woody Allen and Michael Jackson for more examples).

Buress takes his job as a Comedian seriously and nothing is more important to the profession than being outspoken and honest to yourself — two qualities he managed to perfectly em**** in his fearless (and, more importantly, accurate) Cosby musings.

Comedian Hannibal Buress Called Out Bill Cosby’s Rape History on Stage

Mad Genius Tara Reid is Selling a Perfume Called ‘Shark by Tara Reid’

Tara Reid, star of the acclaimed films Sharknado and Sharknado 2 is the latest celebrity to jump into the Perfume business, with a scent named "Shark."

Yes, movie star and amateur scientist person Tara Reid has ingeniously bottled a Perfume and dubbed it "Shark." That was the title settled on after her marketing team nixxed "Pie," "Lebowski" and "Please Forget That I Made Taradise."If you were expecting a Perfume that smells like spray on tan and hangover sweat, think again. Here is the de******ion of theperfume. (If this is a hoax, I love whoever came up with this beautiful madness.)

Shark by Tara is a light and *******ing Perfume perfect for day-to-day wear. It also incorporates a plethora of "lavender" colored flowers, which is Tara’s favorite color, making them a true fit for Shark by Tara.

Shark by Tara Perfume is a complex scent with three different levels of nodes that embrace our fresh, light, and fun feel. Our top-level node is clad with iced mint, violetand lemon, while our middle node is complete with jasmine, tuberoseand muguet. The last dry node is cool blue rose, amber and musk.

I tried to purchase a bottle of this perfume. (Hey, I like violet and jasmine and my boyfriend has a weird fixation with shark-themed objects. For $24.95, I’m getting a deal.) However, when I went to finalize the purchase, my computer kicked me out of the ***site. My computer is now judging me for my taste in celebrity fragrances. "OH HONEY NO. YOU DO NOT GIVE Tara Reid YOUR CREDIT CARD NUMBER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE. PUT DOWN THE DRINK. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING?"

If I ever do get my hands on a bottle of this perfume, I promise to tell you all about it.
Images via Getty and Tara Reid.

Mad Genius Tara Reid is Selling a Perfume Called ‘Shark by Tara Reid’