Jamie Dornan on the paparazzi: ‘They are cretins, I couldn’t have less respect’

Jamie Dornan on the paparazzi: ‘They are cretins, I couldn’t have less respect’

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His modeling career versus real life:
He’s a hard-drinking, rugby-playing, Man United-supporting 31-year-old who listens to The Kinks, reads Oscar Wilde and litters his conversation with expletives. ‘I’ve never felt massively satisfied from standing there while someone takes my photograph,’ he says. ‘It’s never given me a thrill.. It would take a very foolish man to turn down the stuff that was offered to me. You’re in your twenties, and people are going to give you a silly amount of money to lean against a wall with your head down. F*** me, you’ve got to do it.’

He’s got a lot of failed auditions behind him:
‘I mean f***ing hundreds of them. Some of them totally humiliating experiences. People attach too much to the idea of being a model, that you can only be a certain way to have done it. You will always be dealing with it. You’re an actor who used to be a model who never trained; there are not many directors queuing up.’

He auditioned for Christian Grey early but lost out to Charlie Hunnam.
‘You know, one door closes, another opens. When he dropped out, I didn’t instantly think, “Oh, here we go, maybe I should cancel that holiday,” but I did feel that maybe we’d revisit the idea
of me.’

He lost his mom and four close friends when he was 16:
‘Going through that certainly has had an effect on the darker side of my psyche. I was 16… Look, I’m not saying that experiencing loss is why I can cope with darker worlds, I’m not saying that for a second, but I think it opens up a side of you in terms of work that wouldn’t be as accessible had that stuff not happened.’

Being Keira’s boyfriend back in the day:
‘It was a strange environment to find yourself in, being hounded and followed. It’s really hideous. F***ing hell, [the paparazzi] are cretins. I couldn’t have less respect for those guys. There are so many ways to make a living that don’t involve hiding in bushes opposite houses of 18-year-old girls with a camera in your hand. That’s not making a living, that’s making a choice to be a perverted f***head.’

Stardom in his 30s:
‘That scrutiny when you’re older will be easier to take. And I don’t think I’m ever going to be as famous as her [Keira].’

[From The London Standard]

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British Jury Couldn’t Stop Laughing About Defendant’s Penis Size

British Jury Couldn’t Stop Laughing About Defendant’s Penis Size

British Jury Couldn’t Stop Laughing About Defendant’s Penis Size

Gabrielle Bluestone
Filed to: TRIAL BY JURY

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The Jury in the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault had to be dismissed from the courtroom today after they Couldn’t Stop Laughing About testimony concerning the Defendant’s two-and-a-half inch penis.
Max Clifford, the defendant in the case, is a publicist accused of assaulting seven women, including today’s witness who testified the 70-year-old assaulted her in the 1980’s when she was trying to make it as a model.
The woman said when she was 17 and trying to break into the modeling world, Clifford took advantage of her, groping her, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on her before trying to pimp her out to Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film.
But according to court testimony, Clifford, who once claimed to have slept with Diana Ross, was so poorly endowed that even his victims made jokes About his size.The woman said in her evidence she thought Clifford was well-endowed and his Penis was very large. "I had only seen one before, I had never seen one in that proximity and that situation."
The court has heard claims that his Penis is "tiny" and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect. When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her About the issue, the woman remarked: "I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said."
The judge then had to dismiss the jury for a "few minutes" so they could compose themselves, saying, "It is inevitable in a case dealing with this sort of graphic detail that members of the Jury want to burst out laughing."
[image via Shutterstock]