Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt

Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt

A Rapper who worked with members of the group Wu-Tang Clan cut off his penis and jumped from a second floor balcony in an apparent suicide attempt, TMZ reports.

Andre Johnson was found on the sidewalk outside an apartment building in West Hollywood at 1:00 am on Wednesday morning and taken to Cedars-Sinai hospital in critical condition.

It was unclear if they were trying to re-attach his penis.

Rapper Andre Johnson cuts off penis, jumps from balcony in apparent suicide attempt, report says | Fox News

Here’s a picture of Johnson-

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Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis (NSFW?)Hahah

Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis (NSFW?)Hahah

Hasbro is offering to exchange Play-Doh toy that looks like a penis

By Danielle Haynes خليجية خليجية | Dec. 30, 2024 at 9:46 PM

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خليجية Parents To Play-Doh: Penis-Shaped Toy "Completely Ruined" Christmas

San Antonio Express-News

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PAWTUCKET, R.I., Dec. 30 (UPI) — Hasbro has offered to replace part of a Play-Doh molding kit after some parents complained the piece looked a little too phallic. Angered parents took to social media after Christmas, complaining that an extruder in the Play-Doh Cake Mountain set — which was meant to mimic a cake icing tool — looked too much like a penis.

Others found the toy part amusing.

"It’s pretty phallic. It’s a pretty phallic cake decorating piece, not necessary, I don’t think," one consumer identified only as Ashley told KTUL-TV, Tulsa, Okla.

Posts angry consumers made to the Play-Doh Facebook page were deleted, but the company responded Tuesday, saying it is replacing the piece of the product in question.

"We have heard some consumer feedback about the extruder tool in the Play-Doh Cake Mountain playset and are in the process of updating all future Play-Doh products with a different tool. Should any consumer want a replacement extruder for this item, they can contact Hasbro’s Customer Service Department at 800-327-8264," the Play-Doh Facebook post read.
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British Jury Couldn’t Stop Laughing About Defendant’s Penis Size

British Jury Couldn’t Stop Laughing About Defendant’s Penis Size

British Jury Couldn’t Stop Laughing About Defendant’s Penis Size

Gabrielle Bluestone
Filed to: TRIAL BY JURY

Tuesday 8:10pm


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The Jury in the trial of a British publicist accused of sexual assault had to be dismissed from the courtroom today after they Couldn’t Stop Laughing About testimony concerning the Defendant’s two-and-a-half inch penis.
Max Clifford, the defendant in the case, is a publicist accused of assaulting seven women, including today’s witness who testified the 70-year-old assaulted her in the 1980’s when she was trying to make it as a model.
The woman said when she was 17 and trying to break into the modeling world, Clifford took advantage of her, groping her, masturbating, and possibly ejaculating on her before trying to pimp her out to Cubby Broccoli in exchange for a role in a James Bond film.
But according to court testimony, Clifford, who once claimed to have slept with Diana Ross, was so poorly endowed that even his victims made jokes About his size.The woman said in her evidence she thought Clifford was well-endowed and his Penis was very large. "I had only seen one before, I had never seen one in that proximity and that situation."
The court has heard claims that his Penis is "tiny" and no more than two-and-a-half inches when erect. When Richard Horwell QC, defending, asked her About the issue, the woman remarked: "I have a small mouth. I do, my dentist has always said."
The judge then had to dismiss the jury for a "few minutes" so they could compose themselves, saying, "It is inevitable in a case dealing with this sort of graphic detail that members of the Jury want to burst out laughing."
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US Pastor Says Women Created To House Mans Penis

US Pastor Says Women Created To House Mans Penis

Hillsong is a worryingly successful and popular evangelical mega church in Sydney run by a creepy millionaire Pastor (natch). Local feminists are asking the Govt not to give him a visa: can’t think why.

From The Age:

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US Pastor Mark Driscoll, invited by Hillsong Church to its Australian conference, is under increasing fire for statements including preaching that Women were Created to House a man’s penis.

Driscoll has been invited by Hillsong to appear on the main stage at its national conference in Sydney this month.

In one infamous oration, Mr Driscoll preached: "Ultimately, God Created you and it is His penis. You are simply borrowing it for a while."

"Knowing that His Penis would need a home, God Created a woman to be your wife. And when you marry her and look down you will notice that your wife is shaped differently than you and makes a very nice home."

Florida Teen Gets First Known Penis Reduction

Florida Teen Gets First Known Penis Reduction

Sorry if this is a double post, it disappeared on me.

Florida Teen undergoes world’s First Penis Reduction surgery: study

The unidentified 17-year-old’s ‘massive’ phallus was ‘too large for intercourse,’ according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine. It was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid.

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A Florida teenager had surgery to make his Penis smaller because he couldn’t "penetrate his partner" or play competitive sports, doctors at the University of South Florida claim.
A Florida teenager has successfully undergone the world’s First Penis Reduction surgery, doctors at the University of South Florida claim.
The unidentified 17-year-old’s “massive” phallus was “too large for intercourse,” according to a report published in the Journal of Sexual Medicine.
Shaped like an American football, it was almost 7 inches long and had a circumference of 10 inches when flaccid.
“It sounds like a man’s dream — a tremendously inflated phallus — but unfortunately, although it was a generous length, its girth was just massive, especially around the middle,” Dr. Rafael Carrion, the urologist who treated the teen, told the Daily Mail.
The well-endowed patient, who “reported inability to penetrate his partner,” had asked for the operation after the shape of his Penis also restricted his ability to play competitive sports, the study says.
“There comes a time in every urologist’s career that a patient makes a request so rare and impossible to comprehend that all training breaks down and leaves the physician speechless,” Carrion reportedly said.
Since he was 10, the teen, who has a history of sickle cell disease, had three episodes of priapism — a medical condition in which the Penis stays erect for hours — that “progressively” led to his Penis deformity, surgeons said in the report.
Doctors were able to make it symmetrical.
USF did not return calls for comment, and Carrion could not immediately be reached.
The average length and circumference of a Penis is about 13 and 9 centimeters, respectively, according to the study.
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