Florida Woman Jailed After Fight Over Vibrator with Twin Sister

Florida Woman Jailed After Fight Over Vibrator with Twin Sister

Florida Woman Jailed After Fight Over Vibrator with Twin Sister

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Hey, good news, everyone! Florida Woman is back in the news (it’s been ages; can’t wait to catch up, let’s do lunch). This time, it’s for getting into a vicious Fight with her own Twin Sister Over a vibrator.
According to police, Heidi Creamer of Bradenton got into a Fight with her Twin Sister Over a Vibrator and her boyfriend. Things soon turned physical and Creamer assaulted her sister, punching and scratching her and pulling her hair. (This Fight has to be Over a rabbit, right? That’s the only one I can think that’s probably worth throwing a punch for.) Via the Orlando Sentinel, which I’m guessing covers a Florida Vibrator Fight once or twice a week:

Creamer stopped After a few minutes and began grabbing her personal belongings, stacking them outside the front door and stating that she wanted to leave, according to the affidavit. When Creamer exited the front door to place some items outside, her Twin slammed the door and locked Creamer outside.

When police arrived, they handcuffed Creamer and put in her in a patrol car. As an officer read her rights, she screamed that "she was fighting with her Sister Over a Vibrator and her boyfriend," according to a police report. Sounds like the right thing to say when you’re about to be dragged off to jail.
Creamer was charged with domestic battery and released on bond. No one on what became of the vibrator, but I’m sure it’s at the forefront of everyone’s thoughts.
Image via Shutterstock.

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Her name is Heidi Creamer. For real.

Celebrity fight to the death game

Celebrity fight to the death game

Select 4 awful people who need to be removed from society
Select an isolated or inescapable ********
Select a weapon, each awful person will have to use the same one, no other supplies
Select a wild card to spice things up

4 awful people go in, 1 comes out. That person has been redeemed by removing the 3 others and can now rejoin society.

Donald Trump, Donald Rumsfeld, Boko Harem and Kris Kardashian Jenner
Deserted, hot, humid and buggy island
Pocket knife
Hungry and unstable baboon to keep everyone on edge

Who will make your list?

Female Scientists Share ‘Distractingly Sexy’ Photos to Fight Sexism

Female Scientists Share ‘Distractingly Sexy’ Photos to Fight Sexism

Female Scientists Share ‘Distractingly Sexy’ Photos to Fight Sexism

In case you missed it, Nobel Prize-winning scientist Tim Hunt, the British laureate, caused a firestorm earlier this week when he commented that Female Scientists are a distraction to their male counterparts.

“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls,” he was reported as saying. “Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry.”

Not the savviest statement to make at the World Conference of Science Journalists in South Korea, where Hunt was a featured speaker.

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In case you missed it, Nobel Prize-winning scientist Tim Hunt, the British laureate, caused a firestorm earlier this week when he commented that Female Scientists are a distraction to their male counterparts.

“Let me tell you about my trouble with girls,” he was reported as saying. “Three things happen when they are in the lab: you fall in love with them, they fall in love with you, and when you criticise them they cry.”

Not the savviest statement to make at the World Conference of Science Journalists in South Korea, where Hunt was a featured speaker.

The 72-year-old later apologized, saying the comments were meant to be light-hearted, calling himself a “chauvinist pig,” and eventually resigning from his post at University College London. But the damage had been done.

Female Scientists around the world rallied, creating a #distractinglysexy hashtag on Twitter to show us exactly what the term means and Fight Sexism with their acerbic wit.

The women photographed themselves in their extremely sexy work outfits. It’s no wonder male Scientists are powerless to their charms:

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They also confessed their laboratory transgressions:

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And shared their tears:

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One ecologist was so busy being sexy that she even distracted herself:

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Steve Diggle, a microbiologist at the University of Nottingham, designed a helpful warning sign for Scientists to post outside their labs, ground zero for distractingly sexy interactions, and all that crying.

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The sign was retweeted over 1000 times, and many labs immediately put it into practice — thus saving Scientists everywhere from “trouble with girls.”

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Now, Scientists everywhere can breathe a collective sigh of relief, and actually start working already.

https://www.yahoo.com/health/female-…320623177

Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls Knife to Break Up a Fight

Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls Knife to Break Up a Fight

Jamie Lynn Spears — Pulls Huge Knife on Crowd to Break Up a Fight | TMZ.com

Jamie Lynn Spears Pulls Huge Knife on Crowd To Break Up a Fight
12/31/2014 1:00 AM PST BY TMZ STAFF
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Britney Spears‘ kid sister is a sandwich shop vigilante … who didn’t hesitate to reach for the closest weapon when her girlfriend got into a brawl with another chick.

The violence broke out last weekend at the Pita Pit in Hammond, Louisiana — Jamie Lynn Spears and a friend had made a late night stop for food, when … according to sources close to Jamie … someone attacked her friend.

Cops tell us Jamie’s friend got clocked with a bottle. That’s when Jamie went all "Saving Private Ryan" … dragging her friend to safety. Our Spears sources say Jamie pulled her behind the sandwich counter — then grabbed a long serrated bread Knife and started waving it around to stop the fight.

We’re told that did the job. Police showed up, but Jamie’s friend didn’t want to press charges … so no one got arrested.

Hours before springing into action — Jamie posted a pic looking calm and demure.

It’s always the quiet ones.

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George Zimmerman: I Wanna Fight Kanye West For Beating Up ‘Defenseless People

George Zimmerman: I Wanna Fight Kanye West For Beating Up ‘Defenseless People

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George Zimmerman wants to beat up Kanye West … ironically because the rapper has a history of attacking "defenseless people."

Promoters for Zimmerman’s upcoming celeb boxing match tell us he badly wants to step in the ring with Yeezus. The promoters are deliciously Machiavellian — knowing for many it will become a choice between 2 evils … thus becoming a must-see spectacle.

We’re told George’s beef with Kanye is not just that he attacks paparazzi … but the innocents as well — like the 18-year-old who allegedly called Kim an "N***** lover."

The promoters say if Kanye takes Zimmerman up on the offer … they’re willing to move the Fight to L.A.

We’d livestream that.

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