Justin Bieber Comedy Roast

Justin Bieber Comedy Roast

It stinks that he is being given this platform to continue his "sorry I was a bad boy" image shift.

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Bieber is the butt of the joke, says sorry at Comedy roast

CULVER CITY, Calif. (AP) — Justin Bieber really wants you to like him again. After being the butt of the joke for hours during the taping of his Comedy Central roast, the 21-year-old singer gave a contrition speech.

"I turned a lot of people off over the past few years, but I know I can still turn out good music and turn everything all around," said Bieber, whose music has been overshadowed by his offstage antics, which include reckless driving, public urination and throwing eggs at a neighbor’s home.

"I’ve lost some of my best qualities. For that, I am sorry," he said. "I’m looking forward to being someone who you guys can all look at and be proud of."

It was a sweet ending to a night of sharp barbs aimed as much at Bieber as the rest of the roasters. Hosted by Kevin Hart, the "Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber," taped Saturday at Sony Studios, also features Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal, Martha Stewart and Ludacris. It’s set to premiere March 30.

"This is like suicide. Why would you do it?" Hart asked the singer, whom he described as a "huge success that confuses every**** over 14."

"The name Bieber has become so offensive, the Washington Redskins think you should change it," quipped comic Jeffrey Ross.

The roasters — including a surprise appearance by Will Ferrell’s character Ron Burgundy — jabbed at Bieber’s bad behavior, his relationship with Selena Gomez, his music and his appearance.

Perhaps the harshest remarks came from comedian Chris D’Elia.

"You have it all," he said, "except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy."

Martha Stewart offered Bieber tips for his eventual trip to prison. Snoop Dogg appeared to smoke a joint onstage after telling the singer his next album should be called "Straight Outta Talent."

Bieber, who was lowered from the ceiling to the stage wearing white angel wings, gently swiped back.

"What happens when you give a teenager $200 million?" he asked. "You get a bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."

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Simple Stuff For the ****ing Challenged (Nutella pie, roast, chicken noodles)

Simple Stuff For the ****ing Challenged (Nutella pie, roast, chicken noodles)

Just wondering if anyone else finds ****ing a scary task? I’m pretty good at it when I really try, but I am always in a rush and looking for great, quick, non-challenging recipes (although I am going to get out of my comfort zone and try Effie’s Greek macaroni looking dish at least once :)) Here are a few tried and true delicious recipes that even the worst **** can’t screw up. Please contribute some of your own.

Mississippi Pot Roast (as a whole, I HATE roast, but this is so delicious)
1 roast
1 package of ranch
1 package of au jus gravy
1 stick of butter
Put in crock pot on low and cover for 6 hours. I serve over mashed potatoes and left overs make great sandwiches. It has a pulled pork ****ure. Some people double the flavor packets, but that’s a little too much sodium for my taste.

Nutella Pie
1 graham cracker crust (some use chocolate…too much for me)
1 jar (13 oz, I think) of nutella
1 bar of cream cheese softened
1 tub (8 oz?) of whipped topping
Spread 1/3 of Nutella on crust. (I heat it so it will spread easier) mix remaining Nutella, whipped cream, and cream cheese together. Pour mixture on top and chill pie for 4 hours. This is VERY rich, so know your audience when making this one 🙂

Chicken and Noodles (this is so simple, but such a comfort food…kids love..it’s almost like a lazy man’s chicken and dumplings)
1 package of chicken thighs
2 boxes of chicken broth(or whatever fills it up)
1 can of cream of chicken
1 stick of butter
tThe biggest package of egg noodles they make
Pour the first four ingredients in a crock pot, cover, and turn on low for 6-8 hours. chicken should almost dissolve into the broth. Put egg noodles in and turn on high for 45 minutes

None of these are exactly healthy, sorry, but they are quick and delicious, even for picky eaters. Anyone have any others? Please give them to me in the simplest terms imaginable. Imagine you are teaching a six year old child to ****…..

Justin Bieber Comedy Roast

Justin Bieber Comedy Roast

It stinks that he is being given this platform to continue his "sorry I was a bad boy" image shift.

https://celebrity.yahoo.com/news/bie…ail&soc_trk=ma

Bieber is the butt of the joke, says sorry at Comedy roast

CULVER CITY, Calif. (AP) — Justin Bieber really wants you to like him again. After being the butt of the joke for hours during the taping of his Comedy Central roast, the 21-year-old singer gave a contrition speech.

"I turned a lot of people off over the past few years, but I know I can still turn out good music and turn everything all around," said Bieber, whose music has been overshadowed by his offstage antics, which include reckless driving, public urination and throwing eggs at a neighbor’s home.

"I’ve lost some of my best qualities. For that, I am sorry," he said. "I’m looking forward to being someone who you guys can all look at and be proud of."

It was a sweet ending to a night of sharp barbs aimed as much at Bieber as the rest of the roasters. Hosted by Kevin Hart, the "Comedy Central Roast of Justin Bieber," taped Saturday at Sony Studios, also features Snoop Dogg, Shaquille O’Neal, Martha Stewart and Ludacris. It’s set to premiere March 30.

"This is like suicide. Why would you do it?" Hart asked the singer, whom he described as a "huge success that confuses every**** over 14."

"The name Bieber has become so offensive, the Washington Redskins think you should change it," quipped comic Jeffrey Ross.

The roasters — including a surprise appearance by Will Ferrell’s character Ron Burgundy — jabbed at Bieber’s bad behavior, his relationship with Selena Gomez, his music and his appearance.

Perhaps the harshest remarks came from comedian Chris D’Elia.

"You have it all," he said, "except love, friends, good parents and a Grammy."

Martha Stewart offered Bieber tips for his eventual trip to prison. Snoop Dogg appeared to smoke a joint onstage after telling the singer his next album should be called "Straight Outta Talent."

Bieber, who was lowered from the ceiling to the stage wearing white angel wings, gently swiped back.

"What happens when you give a teenager $200 million?" he asked. "You get a bunch of has-beens calling you a lesbian for two hours."