Blind Item #1
This B list mostly television actress from that very hit cable show that will end soon made a terrible decision. Well, she has made a lot of them, but she let a birthday call from an old flame turn into hooking up with the married old flame who is also an A list celebrity/host in his own right.
Popular Guess: January Jones and Bobby Flay
Blind Item #2
One former Housewife and one current Housewife from different cities almost came to blows the other night at dinner. Neither knew the other was going to be there and both of them took turns walking past the table of the other saying nasty things. The current Housewife was drunk as per usual and was ready to fight right then and there.
Popular Guess: Brandi Glanville and Joanna Krupa
Blind Item #3
This reality Star turned mogul turned host turned reality Star who does not make as much money as a mogul as she would lead you to believe set a great example for her very young child the other day as she went on a huge f bomb laced tirade in front of a group of people all while holding her kid. The mom didn’t even seem phased.
Popular Guess: Bethenny Frankel
Blind Item #4
This former A+ list model who is still A list despite the amount of time she has been a model is a bunch of other things now. It would be a slash line of jobs and positions. Apparently she also needs to worry about her boy toy who is sleeping with one of the contestants on a show she produces.
Popular Guesses: Heidi Klum, Tyra Banks
Blind Item #5
This B list mostly movie actress might be engaged to that B list mostly television actor on a hit almost network show but she is still hooking up regularly with that married actor who was on the hugely successful cable show that is no longer. Now he walks around red carpets while he films some really bad movies.
Popular Guess: Nikki Reed, Ian Somerhalder and Aaron Paul
Blind Item #6
This British music mogul/reality Star has cut down the women in his life down to his baby mama and this 2024 pop Star who trashed the band he helped create.
Popular Guess: Simon Cowell and Charli XCX
Four For Friday – Star Stalker
Last year, this Academy Award winner/nominee paraded her boyfriend wherever she went. The two of them were inseparable as she did the Academy Award press gauntlet. They seemed happy, but underneath were secrets. The first secret is that the boyfriend had actually stalked the actress and knew where she would be at certain places and times and managed to show up and the next thing you know after a few of these meetings they started dating. As they continued to date, she began to see the dark side of him. The same dark side that she should fear right now and that another A list mostly movie actor felt for some time. See, prior to stalking our actress, the boyfriend did the same thing with the same setup to the A lister. He would show up to the same exercise classes and bike rides and befriended the actor. It then turned into a Cable Guy situation and our actor had to break things off. He tried but the Stalker kept showing up until finally the actor got the police involved. Our Stalker is currently trying to win his girlfriend back by harassing her agent and management team and still showing up unannounced whenever he learns where she will be.
Popular Guess: Lupita Nyong’o, K’naan and Jake Gyllenhaal
Mr. X Blind Item #1 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
Easy Easy: What actress and Oscar winner/nominee who hasn’t done much acting lately has pissed off that hip-hop couple’s PR people because she’s selling stories to all of the magazines claiming that she was behind their possible move to the west coast? They’re not settling there permanently, by the way.
Mr. X Blind Item #2 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
What closeted boybander’s new beard is (surprise surprise) also a client of his agent, and she all of a sudden landed a deal with that lingerie maker because of it? The agent is raking in the dough because of this deal.
Mr. X Blind Item #3 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
“I didn’t want to be sitting there for a couple of hours after I presented, I’d be bored out of my mind clapping and cheering like a zombie. Besides, most of the people there would probably run towards the nearest exit if they saw me.” – A/B-list talk show hostess explaining why she dropped out of presenting at the Grammys this year. She completely underestimates how most of those A-listers who she fears will avoid her want so badly to be a guest on her show. One of those people, an A++ list songstress she managed to book as a guest just in time for May Sweeps.
Mr. X Blind Item #4 – CRAZY DAYS AND NIGHTS
“Absolutely not!” – permanent A++ list legend and EGOT winner on whether or not she’s considering that kooky former A-list singer to co-star with her in that long-gestating movie musical she’s been planning. She has privately met with that B-list actress/singer on a soon-to-be-ending almost network show to discuss the movie, and she’s completely set on her for co-starring duties.
