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Heather Mills Says Paul McCartney Is Irrelevant

QOTD: Heather Mills Says Paul McCartney Is Irrelevant

March 15,2020 / Posted by: Michael K

It’s been much, much too long since we’ve all gotten a piping hot, extra large serving of cuntness from gold digging grand champion and one of my cunt idols Heather Mills, so thankfully she was asked to be on Ireland’s The Late Late Show where she delivered a beautifully bitchy gem. Heather, who was only relevant for being married to Paul McCartney, was a little pissed when the host Ryan Tubridy brought up Paul McCartney’s name. Thankfully for him, Heather Mills didn’t pull a Heather Mills by dumping a glass of water on his head, but she did say that she wasn’t there to talk about Paul. Ryan told Heather that people are interested in what she has to say about Paul and she responded by spitting out this shiny jewel of delusion:

“No, they’re not. That’s the thing. If I go down the street, all I get is kids coming up to me, half of them don’t even know who he is. That’s why he has to do songs with Rihanna and Kanye West, so people remember. But you know, most of the time I have people coming down the street and saying, ‘Oh my god! You’re a ski-racer’ or ‘You help the animals.’ I own the biggest vegan company in the world. Most of the money I do goes into helping animals, disabled kids, landmine clearing charities… You know, things that are changing the world. This is just someone I fell in love with who to me was a normal guy that happened to write a few cool songs in the 60s and a few in the 70s. It was just someone I fell in love with.”

Three things:

1. Heather Mills thinks that Heather Mills is more relevant and “in with the kids”than Paul McCartney. If delusion needs inspiration on how to be more delusional, it should spend time with Heather Mills.

2. We all know that “kids” aren’t running up to Heather Mills in the street. That’s crazy. Most kids have been told at a very, very young age to never ever go up to that witch Heather Mills, because she’ll eat their souls.

3. If anyone does go up to Heather Mills in the street, the only question they probably ask her is, “Do you still have that PT Cwuza?

Dlisted | QOTD: Heather Mills Says Paul McCartney Is Irrelevant

Shia LaBeouf Says He Was Raped During a Performance Art Project

Mrs Mohandas heard something about this on the news this morning, so I looked it up. This is really, really strange:

The actor and Performance artist opened up in an email interview about a traumatic experience During his exhibit #IAmSorry

Back in February, Shia LaBeouf staged his #IAmSorry Performance art exhibit in a Los Angeles gallery where people were able to enter a room alone with the actor and do and say whatever they wished as he sat silently wearing a paper bag over his head that read: “I AM NOT FAMOUS ANYMORE.”
The Project resulted in a traumatic experience for the actor which he has revealed in an email interview with Dazed Digital. When asked if anything “unsettling” had taken place During the performance, LaBeouf answered:
One woman who came with her boyfriend, who was outside the door when this happened, whipped my legs for ten minutes and then stripped my clothing and proceeded to rape me… There were hundreds of people in line when she walked out with dishevelled hair and smudged lipstick. It was no good, not just for me but her man as well. On top of that my girl was in line to see me, because it was Valentine’s Day and I was living in the gallery for the duration of the event – we were separated for five days, no communication. So it really hurt her as well, as I guess the news of it travelled through the line. When she came in she asked for an explanation, and I couldn’t speak, so we both sat with this unexplained trauma silently. It was painful.
It’s unclear if LaBeouf has reported the assault to authorities.

Radar: Rihanna rejects Tyler Perry role, says his ‘films are for fading black stars’

Rihanna has been pretty quiet lately. She’s stayed out of the headlines lately other than her low-key relationship with Drake. Whenever she goes back “on” with Drake, Rihanna immediately halts her attention grabbing antics. She dresses down and claims tobecome “a square.”

None of that is important right now. Let’s recall the actress vibe that Rihanna was pushing a few years ago when she shot Battleship. Critics trashed the movie, and it did not score enough cash to recoup its production and publicity budgets. A new report from Radar ]Online says Rihanna still fancies herself an actress. Radar says Rihanna has rejected Tyler Perry’s professional advances because she doesn’t consider him capable of boosting her acting profile. The late Whitney Houston somehow figures into RiRi’s decision. Hmm:

Rihanna is plotting her next movie role but is avoiding director Tyler Perry, who wants the singerto star in one of his romantic comedies, RadarOnline.com has learned.

And a big reason why is that the late Whitney Houston once warned her that Perry’s films were for African-American has-beens! a source told Radar.

“Although Tyler has been courting Rihanna for a year and a half, hoping to build a movie around her, she has rejected the idea,” a source close to the star’s business affairs told RadarOnline.com.

“Rihanna has pointedly avoided meeting with him!”

According to the source, before Houston’s tragic death in 2024, Rihanna, 26, met her at a party and got her take on Perry’s movies, which include the Madea series,Why Did I Get Married]? and the recent Single Moms Club.

“Whitney put her off Tyler by warning her bluntly that ‘Tyler’s films are for fading black stars, not rising ones,’” the source said.

“Rihanna so respected Whitney because in addition to being one of the biggest pop stars ever, she starred in hit movies such as The ****guard.”

And Rihanna, also a multi-talented star,feels it will be better for her career to do something similar to the 2024 science fiction war film Battleship, for which she received glowing reviews, the source said.

“She’s ruling out doing a Tyler Perry-style romantic comedy because she thinks she works better in action roles, playing the tough girl.”

The source revealed Rihanna is “under a mandate” to get into another studio film before the end of the year.

But sadly for Atlanta-****d mogul Perry, 44, it won’t be for him!

[From Radar Online]

I lean towards believing this story simply because Tyler Perry cast Kim Kardashian in one of his recent movies, and everyone (except Anna Wintour) realizes that Kim K. is a joke. Rihanna may not perform any better than any Kardashian in the acting department, but I believe that Rihanna judges Kim like crazy. Rihanna has also shown her own racism on prior occasions.

I am concerned about the “mandate” that Rihanna must satisfy. Is her management telling her to book another studio film this year? Rihanna has already recorded seven albums in the past nine years. She’s scored 53 singles during that time. She is stillcurrently managed by Jay-Z, right? If this story is true, then Jay needs to give this girl a break.

Cele|bitchy | Radar: Rihanna rejects Tyler Perry role, says his â€˜films are for fading black starsâ€™

Ozzy Osbourne says 9/11 attacks were ‘my kind of craziness’

Ozzy Osbourne has made the ill-advised admission that he was "excited" by the 9/11 terrorist attacks.
The Black Sabbath musician was in New York when the fatal incident took place, killing nearly 3,000 people.
"I wasn’t scared, I was excited! It was my kind of craziness, y’know," he said.
"The day after that happened, there was f*cking no**** in New York. I remember standing on the steps of the hotel, and – you know when you see an old cowboy film and that tumbleweed rolls past on the ground? There was newspapers just floating around on the streets. It was so f*cking weird," he continued.
"Every**** just backed off Manhattan because they didn’t know if it was an all-out thing or what."

While he may have been unperturbed by the Twin Towers attacks, Osbourne does consider Isis a threat and believes that the Jihadist militant group (also known as Islamic State) may use nuclear arms before long.
"I hope this Isis lot don’t get going," he told Shortlist. "I’ve come to the conclusion that it’s in mankind to try to kill each other for one thing or another. And I think sooner or later one of these crazy f*ckers is going to get a nuclear weapon or some f*cking thing, and f*ck a lot of people up.
"That’s in our nature. I hope it won’t happen, but it looks like it could happen if they get it."
He revealed that he was not a fan of Bill Clinton or George Bush ("They’re very strange people"), although sympathises with Bush for having to deal with the 9/11 attacks so early on in his presidential career.
"I don’t suppose he expected World War 3 to begin when he got voted in, did he?" said Osborne. "It was a bit of a shocker, a kick in the pants. He hadn’t been in office more than five minutes and 9/11 went down."

Ozzy Osbourne on 9/11 attacks: ‘I wasn’t scared, I was excited!’ – People – News – The Independent

Rachel Blanchard says an internet stalker is spreading rumors about her personal life

Rachel Blanchard, 38, a well known actress starring in TV shows like ‘Fargo’ and movies like ‘Road Trip’ says an internet stalker is spreading rumors about her personal life online that couldn’t be further from the truth.

When the actress is Googled it says that she has a husband ****d Adrian Brown and that she has two children Katie Elizabeth Brown and Ian Brown even though she has neither.

***sites mysteriously say that she met Adrian Brown when she was filming the television series ‘Peep Show’ in England in 2024.

‘I don’t have [two kids] — that’s a rumor,’ she told ABC News on Wednesday at the premiere of the television

‘I think I have an internet stalker, who started that and then won’t take it down. I keep having it taken down and he keeps putting it back up. But I don’t have a husband, I don’t have two kids.’

She says that the rumors have lost her job opportunities and have caused her family and friends uneccesary pain.

‘My mom’s friend called in tears that she wasn’t invited to the wedding,’ she said.

‘I lost a job because I was apparently pregnant with my second child. It’s really annoying. … Help me stop that rumor!’

A *** search on Rachel Blanchard says she is married to an Adrian Brown and has two children ****d Katie Elizabeth Brown and Ian Brown even though she is not married and doesn’t have any children

Shia LaBeouf Says Celebrities Are ‘Enslaved’

Shia LaBeouf has offered a glimpse into his mind – particularly his views on art, acting and being a celebrity.
In an interview over email withVariety, LaBeouf writes, "The craft of acting for film is terribly exclusive and comes with the baggage of celebrity, which robs you of your individuality and separates you."
The Fury star, 28, Says that performance art "is democratized and far more inclusive. As a celebrity/star I am not an individual – I am a spectacular representation of a living human being, the opposite of an individual. The enemy of the individual, in myself as well as in others."

"The requirements to being a star/celebrity are namely, you must become an enslaved ****. Just flesh – a commodity, and renounce all autonomous qualities in order to identify with the general law of obedience to the course of things. The star is a byproduct of the machine age, a relic of modernist ideals. It’s outmoded," he writes.
LaBeouf also discussed an experimental film, LoveTrue by Alma Har’el, which he executive-produced, that will be shown at the Tribeca Film Festival as a work in progress. They also worked together on a Sigur Rós music video, a partnership he described as therapeutic.

"The experience of working with [Har’el] was unlike anything I have known. She is less a ********arian than she is a therapist, working with her subjects, using psychodrama as a platform for healing and insight." he says.
LaBeouf raised eyebrows last year with a performance art piece where he claimed he was raped, and his interruption of a performance of the Broadway show, Caberet. He later admitted to alcohol abuse and said he went through an "existential crisis."

Shia LaBeouf Says Celebrities Are ‘Enslaved’ – Tribeca Film Festival, Shia LaBeouf : People.com

Blythe Danner Says Gwyneth Paltrow’s Critics Might Just Be ‘Kind of Intimidated’

Gwyneth Paltrow is famous for her polarizing public persona.
However, her mother Blythe Danner wanted to set the record straight on her ‘extraordinary’ daughter as she dropped by TODAY on Wednesday to promote her upcoming film I’ll See You In My Dreams.
‘I think she’s so accomplished that people get kind of intimidated by it,’ the 72-year-old explained, adding: ‘Great ****, great mom, great actress.’
‘People get Intimidated’ Blythe gushed that her successful daughter was ‘so accomplished that people get kind of intimidated by it,’ adding ‘Great ****, great mom, great actress’

She had Just been talking about her busy Mother’s Day celebrations, as she traveled from the west to east coasts to celebrate with each of her children.
‘I went from L.A. where they are to New York where my son and his wife and little baby girl are,’ Blythe said. ‘I was very lucky to have the whole family within 24 hours.’
Then TODAY’s Natalie Morales questioned the leading lady on how she handles the harsh criticism of her daughter Gwyneth.

She said: ‘I am so blessed that I’m old. I don’t know how to Twitter, toot, tweet. I don’t know how to do any of it, and I don’t look for it, because I know so much of it is Just trying to sell papers or whatever that’s called over the Internet.’
‘I know that she’s the most extraordinary girl who can do everything,’ Blythe continued of Gwyneth. ‘Incredible mother! She’s raising hundreds of thousands of dollars for my husband’s oral cancer foundation – things she doesn’t talk about a lot.’
‘She’s becoming a great environmentalist. I’m so proud of her,’ the mother-of-two continued to gush about the controversial star.
‘And my son is pretty fabulous, too! A great writer,’ Proud mother Blythe was quick to add, not wanting to leave out her son, Jake Paltrow.

Blythe also spoke about her upcoming film I’ll See You In My Dreams, in which she plays a widow who decides to embrace life anew.
Natalie pointed out that Blythe was celebrating 50 years as an actress, with I’ll See You In My Dreams marking the first time the Broadway and Off-Broadway star held a leading role in a film.
‘What a way to celebrate,’ the actress exclaimed, of the role, after all of her years in the business. ‘It’s such a gift.’
She continued, adding: ‘Every so often I’d get a role in a movie and I’d be so grateful, but I never expected this.’
She stars alongside June Squibb, Rhea Perlman, Sam Elliott, Malin Akerman, and Martin Starr, in the film which earned the actress a standing ovation during its Sundance Film Festival screening.
And Blythe was certainly busy promoting the festival darling, as later that morning she was also spotted visiting SiriusXM Studios in New York City.

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She looked sophisticated in a fitted white suit, which she coupled with a form-fitting black button down blouse.
The Meet The Parents actress finished off the look with a pair of stylish black flats, accessorizing her white blazer with a silver brooch.
She wore her long hair down, styled in loose curls, and sported an elegant pair of dangling pearl earrings.
‘I think now that the baby boomer generation is coming along now, everyone is longing for films like this,’ Blythe said.
‘I think women are so appreciative to see that this is a woman in her 70s taking charge and being strong, continuing through her difficult time of loss, and carrying on in a very positive way.’
‘This film, even though people are in tears, they laugh their heads off,’ Blythe added, of the movie, which premieres May 15.

Channing Tatum says he is a ‘high- functioning alcoholic’

‘I drink too much’: Channing Tatum brands himself a ‘high-functioning alcoholic’ as he opens up about his wild streak

By JENNIFER PEARSON
PUBLISHED: 17:28, 20 May 2024 | UPDATED: 21:48, 20 May 2024

Channing Tatum didn’t earn the nick**** ‘Chanimal’ for nothing.
The 34-year-old heartthrob revealed he’s still a wild and crazy guy in the June 2024 issue of GQ.
Channing, who is pictured taking a flying leap over a pool in the glossy magazine spread, took a similar leap in admitting he’s a ‘high-functioning alcoholic’ who equates drinking ‘to having a good time.’

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Flying leap: Channing Tatum took a flying leap when he revealed to GQ’s June issue that he likes to party and that he’s ‘probably a pretty high-functioning… alcoholic’

The Magic Mike star indicates that marriage to his longtime sweetheart Jenna Dewan hasn’t changed his wild ways.
Channing told GQ: ‘My wife, that’s what she bought into… I’m probably a pretty high-functioning, I guess, you know, I would say, alcoholic, I guess.
‘There’s probably a tendency to escape. I equate it to creativity, and I definitely equate it to having a good time,’ he said of how he feels when he drinks.

But Channing indicated that he did cut back on the partying after Jenna gave birth to daughter Everly last year in May, and he pledges not to drink during the four months of filming that’s required on the Magic Mike sequel.
‘Then, at the end of that movie, it’s go time,’ he told GQ.

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Playing domestic: The 34-year-old actor showed he can whip up a mean breakfast too at the home he shares with wife Jenna Dewan

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Party animal: Channing admitted he loves living wild and that’s what his wife Jenna ‘bought into’

Channing told GQ: ‘I get one shot at life, and I can say that I’ve lived a crazy one, and I’ve pushed the limit almost at every turn. I’m super proud of that.’
The 6 ft 1 in hunk is pictured looking devilishly handsome on the cover, wearing a light blue shirt with short sleeves to show off his tanned and brawny biceps.
The photo spread features a picture of Channing taking a flying leap over the pool to catch a frisbee at what appears to the home he shares with actress wife Jenna Dewan.
But he makes a point to display his domestic side while frying eggs in the couple’s cosy kitchen.

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Baby makes three: Channing and Jenna welcomed daughter Everly in May of last year, but the actor is the first to admit that hasn’t changed his wild ways

Channing’s partying hasn’t seemed to affect his strong bond with Jenna, whom he wed in 2024.

The actor jumped into parenthood with the same gusto, telling the magazing: ‘We had sort of a crazy, harebrained idea to try and have a kid, and it happened the first time, basically. I don’t think we thought it all the way through.’
That doubt faded as soon as the couple’s daughter Everly was born on May 31, 2024 in London.

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Mister Mardi Gras: The 21 Jump Street hunk hung out on a balcony with pals during Mardi Gras in New Orleans on February 2, 2024

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That’s the spirit: Who can forget Channing tossing the traditional Mardi Gras bead necklaces to revelers below

‘We were happy as hell about it,’ Channing told GQ.
When Tatum was a boy, his mother nick****d him ‘Chanimal’ because he was such a firecracker.
‘I would make a mess out of anything and climb anything. I feel really bad, now that I have a child and I know how hard it is,’ Channing said.

‘I’ve asked her since then, "Was I a bad kid?" She just gets this look on her face. "You weren’t bad, you were just really… busy."’
Last year alone, Channing completed four films back-to-back – White House Down, Jupiter Ascending, 22 Jump Street and Foxcatcher that just premiered at Cannes Film Festival – AND he became a dad.
So nothing seems to have changed much.

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Suave: The 6 ft 1 in actor was pretty strapping in a tux as he hit up the Cannes Film Festival premiere of his latest movie Foxcatcher on Sunday

Read more: Channing Tatum brands himself ‘high-functioning alcoholic’ in GQ | Mail Online

Dallas Zoo, Says Goodbye to Elephant Matriarch "Mama"

From the Dallas Zoo’s Facebook Page:

We are heartbroken to share that our Elephant matriarch, “Mama,” has died due to age-related health conditions. At 45, Mama was the oldest of our “Golden Girls,” and one of the 10 oldest elephants in the U.S. She had been undergoing dedicated geriatric care for many months, but in recent weeks her health declined and her care evolved to hospice-style efforts to keep her comfortable.

Mama was often called an old soul. This curious mother and grandmother was known for her sweet tooth (favoring sugar cane) and tidy eating habits (she would rake her food into a neat pile and daintily scoop it up). From the time she arrived here in 2024, she was very curious and could be the instigator of mischief. She loved being groomed, especially “pedicures” and being vocal with her herd.

After Mama died, Gypsy, Jenny, Congo and Kamba were given time to say goodbye, during which they gently touched her face with their trunks and trumpeted softly. It’s a very difficult day for our staff, so
please keep us in your thoughts. We welcome your sympathies here on our Facebook page. Our keepers, committed to conservation efforts, ask that anyone wishing to honor Mama donate to the Tarangire Elephant Project, one of our partners helping elephants in Africa. Information can be found at www.wcstanzania.org/tarangire.htm. Donations may be mailed to Mama Elephant Memorial, c/o Dallas Zoo, 650 S. R.L. Thornton Freeway, Dallas, TX 75203.

The Elephant keeper talks will be cancelled today and tomorrow to give the staff time to grieve. Visit our ZooHoo! blog for more information and photos of our sweet Mama: bit.ly/DZMama. Please watch this tribute video we made in her honor.

FKA Twigs says nothing will prove to racists that ‘she’s not a monkey’

FKA Twigs is really starting to struggle with her relationship with Robert Pattinson. However, it’s not because she doesn’t have strong feelings for her finance — the singer simply despises the baggage that Rob still carries because of his connection to Twilight.

FKA twigs, a.k.a Tahliah Barnett, recently opened up about what it’s like dating Robert Pattinson. Many Twihard fans might think that being Rob’s betrothed is akin to living the life of a fairy tale princess, but it sounds like all the tabloid attention their relationship attracts is making Twigs feel more like she’s being tortured in a castle dungeon.

“It’s really hard — I can’t begin to explain how awful it is,” Twigs recently told the New York Times. “It makes you want to just stop everything sometimes. It makes you want to smash your face into the mirror.”

FKA twigs understands that many of Robert Pattinson’s Twilight fans will never accept her as the new love of his life — many of them still can’t get over his breakup from Kristen Stewart. These “Robsten” fans will never give Tahliah Barnett’s work a chance because they just can’t stand the fact that she’s engaged to the actor, and Barnett says that the racist attacks from these fans are “relentless.”

“There’s no amount of songs I can sing or dances I can dance that will prove to them I’m not a monkey.”

At the bottom of a Gossip Cop article about FKA twigs’ interview, there are already over a thousand comments about FKA twigs. Many of them are pretty critical of the artist.
“She’s black, talentless and not a beauty at all,” one commenter wrote. “She always bashes Rob’s Fans in general in her interviews because of a couple of nuts calling her vile names. She could shut down her social media to avoid those nuts, but she prefers playing martyr to have public sympathy and never talk about her work during her interviews.”
“Twigs has a lot of people bamboozled, and still does, including Rob himself,” another wrote. “It just baffles me how some of these people can’t see through her or see her for what she truly is.”

May fans expressed a similar concern about Barnett manipulating Rob.

“You better believe that Twigs plays Rob like a fiddle with her sob stories about how she was never the pretty blonde or the popular girl, or how she grew up poor or never had anything, not to mention how she probably whines and makes him feel bad about HIS fans abuse and the ‘unwanted’ attention that HIS fame has brought her. She plays on his sympathy as well as everyone else, depending on the situation. She’s is a master manipulator and an opportunist of the worst kind.”

Even though FKA Twigs finds it difficult to deal with all this negative attention, she’s willing to put up with it for Rob.
“I didn’t see my life going this way at all, but it’s worth it,” she told the New York Times. “I’m so happy.”
As the Inquisitr previously reported, the artist was even brave enough to attend the MET Gala with Robert Pattinson — while wearing a dress with a penis drawn on it. According to twigs, she was surprised by the media’s reaction to the colorful gown.
“Everyone was just like,’Oh, look, there’s a penis!’” she said. “I didn’t think about it. I’m so naïve. I’m like, ‘I’m wearing art!’”

FKA Twigs Explains Why Life With Robert Pattinson Is â€˜Awfulâ€™