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French newspaper: Beyoncé Knowles and President Obama are having an affair

French newspaper: Beyoncé Knowles and President Obama are having an affair

Call Olivia Pope! President Obama And Beyonce Are Doing It, So Says A French Paper

February 10, 2024 / Posted by: Michael K
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File this under: Obama and Beyonce fanfic written by Beyonce.

In totally real and not-at-all made up news, the French newspaper le Figaro (via Jezebel) reported this morning that there’s a good explanation for why Beyonce always beams from her face at President Obama like he’s a pile of virgin Indian hair or like he’s a picture of Beyonce: they’re fucking on each other. A French photographer ****d Pascal Rostain (which I’m pretty sure is French for “Michelle Williams In Need Of A Quick Check“) tells le Figaro that Beyonce is the Marilyn Monroe to Obama’s JFK and that The Washington Post is going to break this ESCANDALOSONESS tomorrow. When I ran a piece of le Figaro’s article through Google Translate (from French Bullshit into English Bullshit) this came out:

This morning, the paparazzi Pascal Rostain invited the largest direct media on Europe 1, supported this rumor by saying that the American press ( Washington Post in this case) would report tomorrow Tuesday a ” affair ” between Barack Obama and Beyoncé. “You know, at this time, the United States , there is something big that is happening ,” said he explained to micro Jean- Marc Morandini. Moreover, it will come out tomorrow in the Washington Post. We can not say that it is the gutter press, a supposed connection between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will talk . “

France’s Gala magazine picked up this story and added another layer of manufactured messiness to it. They also say that Beyonce is the First Side Piece of America and Obama and Michelle Obama are getting a divorce soon. Pascal Rostain continued to mouth shit out more hilariousness:

“There are [photographs and] television images of the Obamas [in which they are] a little distant. Just because it’s a rumor doesn’t mean that one should not go into the field to check. We should not forget Marilyn [Monroe] or Monica Lewinsky. You can be the President of the first world power — that doesn’t make you any less a man.”

HipHollywood points out that some hos are throwing a side-eye at this shit because of the timing. French President Francois Hollande is meeting with Obama in the US this week and he’s currently going through a scandal of his own. Hollande cheated on his girlfriend Valérie Trierweiler by passing his peen to French actress Juliet Gayet for two years.

The Washington Post has already said that they aren’t running a story about Obama having an affair with Sasha Home Wrecker.
Thank you to the French, once again, for showing hos how gossip is truly done. If you’re going to lie, lie big. ****ment Baby just poured herself a second cup of lukewarm moth tea and is having the kiki of all kikis with the ****ment mice and her dusty Destiny’s Child dolls. This is pretty ridiculous since Beyonce thinks she’s the Queen of Every Universe and would never lower herself to the position of First Side Piece, but I still love le Figaro for giving me the image of Michelle Obama sniffing Obama’s dick for the scent of wig glue and a Maya Angelou poem.

Tags: Beyonce, Made Of 100% Truthiness, Obama

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Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc had an affair????

Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc had an affair????

Was Jenn cheating on Brad??? LOL

The Jennifer Aniston and Matt LeBlanc cheating rumors are just bizarre

Get ready for this bomb*****.

Apparently, Matt LeBlanc and Jennifer Aniston used to hook up in the Friends dressing rooms between takes.
All while Aniston was married to Brad Pitt.

Now, normally we would take these reports and throw them out the window as bull, but this news comes straight from Matt LeBlanc’s father, Paul LeBlanc, who spoke with Star Magazine.

Matt LeBlanc reportedly had a big falling out with his dad about three years back, which is probably why Paul LeBlanc has decided to speak out about things he shouldn’t.

But, we still say take this one with a healthy amount of skepticism. No doubt he was paid a nice chunk of change for this interview, including some serious dirt.

"He had fun, that’s for sure," papa LeBlanc told the magazine about his son’s time on Friends. "He even had a relationship with one of the girls… Jen. They would make out in the dressing rooms. He told me about it — it was when she was married to Brad Pitt."

As if we needed the Pitt/Aniston/Jolie wars reunited, now with a splash of LeBlanc in there? These reports just seem completely random.

But Paul LeBlanc continued, adding this low blow, "He was as good-looking as anyone in Hollywood, but he isn’t going to age well. It’s the high life — I’ll see him with his gut hanging over his belt. He’s not someone who keeps himself toned when he’s not in front of the cameras."

Of course, Aniston and LeBlanc have yet to comment on the new reports from Paul LeBlanc. No doubt they’re both letting out a huge breath at having to deal with this crap again, even though Aniston’s marriage to Pitt ended 10 years ago, and Friends has been done since 2024.

Maria Shriver had secret lover before Arnold Schwarzenegger’s affair was exposed

Maria Shriver had secret lover before Arnold Schwarzenegger’s affair was exposed

Shriver had secret lover before Arnie’s affair was exposed

Maria Shriver was sleeping with her husband’s campaign strategist, Matthew Dowd, way before husband Arnold Schwarzenegger’s affair with their housekeeper was exposed.

Arnold Schwarzenegger may have shagged the maid — but wife Maria Shriver is no June Cleaver.

The Kennedy heiress was sleeping with her husband’s lead campaign strategist well before Schwarzenegger’s old affair with their housekeeper came to light, campaign staffers and other sources told The Post.

And after years of playing the betrayed wife, Shriver, 58, recently trotted out her longtime lover, Matthew Dowd, 53, as if he were a new fling, sources said.

Shriver stepped out with Dowd, now an ABC analyst, for the first time publicly last month at cousin Bobby Kennedy’s wedding.

“Maria likes to make it appear that she’s the victim, but she’s not,” a source said. “The [idea] that they started dating recently is ridiculous.’’

In May 2024, Schwarzenegger, 67, publicly admitted bedding family housekeeper Mildred Beana years earlier and fathering her son, now 16.

But Shriver, who didn’t separate from Schwarzenegger until news of his affair broke, latched onto Dowd in 2024, sources said. At the time, the twice-divorced Dowd was working on her hubby’s gubernatorial re-election campaign in California, sources said.

When Schwarzenegger was away, Shriver and Dowd would flaunt their affair in front of staffers, sources said, taking long walks together and spending alone time after meetings.

“There was a lot of flirtation,” a campaign staffer said. “They frequently spent time alone, and Arnold was rarely, if ever, around when they were together. She had a unique banter with [Dowd] and lit up when he was around. He was comfortable poking fun at her, and she would slap him teasingly.”

When Schwarzenegger caught on to the affair, Dowd was pushed out of his inner circle, sources said.

But the fights continued on the campaign trail, sources said.

“They were having blowouts in public over Matthew. Yelling and crying. Total chaos,” another campaign staffer said. “I was like, ‘How are we going to keep this from getting out?’ ”

Staffers had to choose — Team Maria or Team Arnold, sources said.

“There was no way to straddle the line,” a source said.

Dowd, in a direct-message tweet to The Post on Monday, denied he and Shriver had been involved at the time.

“There was no affair,’’ he said. “We were good friends.”

But Schwarzenegger’s staffers were told Dowd was the enemy and he was not allowed at the inaguration, an inaugural-committee staffer said.

In public, Schwarzenegger and Shriver remained a couple — but she continued seeing Dowd during her husband’s second term, a source said.

While Schwarzenegger was in Sacramento, Shriver went on getaways with Dowd, the source said.

She flew to New York in 2024 to stay at the Four Seasons and see Dowd, a source said. And they gallivanted around Santa Monica, Calif., and stayed at a hotel, the source said.

“She referred to him as one of her closest friends. The governor knew about it the whole time,” the source said.

In 2024, when he was booked for ABC’s “This Week,” on which Dowd often appeared, Schwarzenegger asked for a separate green room so they wouldn’t cross paths, a network insider said.

And Dowd bragged about bedding a Kennedy, sources said.

After too many drinks at a wedding in 2024, Dowd announced he was staying with Shriver at the Montage Hotel, where she lived during her separation with Schwarzenegger, a witness said.

When stories emerged in 2024 about Schwarzenegger’s love child, ex-staffers were told by a top aide to the governor to stay mum on Shriver’s affair.

“He did not want the dirty laundry out there,” a campaign staffer said.

Despite filing their papers nearly three years ago, the two have yet to finalize a divorce. A source said it’s being settled “amicably.”

A lawyer for Schwarzenegger declined to comment.

A rep for Shriver did not return a request for comment.

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