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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be having marital troubles

This story is weak but made me laugh from the style of writing.

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Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel may be having marital troubles

Justin Timberlake and his wife Jessica Biel, who have been married for about two years, are now rumored to be having troubles in their personal relationship. Beyond the usual troubles that active famous persons have, such as the concerns of a music star’s touring schedule and time spent away from a spouse, the rumors get more atypical of such a couple. Along the lines of Beyonce and Jay-Z as well as Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon in recent months, the rumors about Timberlake and Biel involve a cheating husband, according to an Inquisitr report on Wednesday.

The specific incident that has brought the latest rumors of troubles between Timberlake and Biel involves photos that have emerged from a Paris night club. Photos reveal that Timberlake was at the VIP Room club in Paris. In the photos, he is, physically, extremely close to two unidentified brunettes. He is seen hugging them and whispering to them. In the photos, he has his arm around one of them. The photos were reportedly taken at approximately 3 a.m. on Friday, August. 22.

The incident – accompanied to photos of proof – occurred after Timberlake performed at The Olympia Theatre. According to Heat World, the famous singer was with his dancers and his band at the high-class club to celebrate the birthday of a female in Timberlake’s entourage. The report says that Timberlake was downing shots and drinking wine. At the celebration, he graced the crowd by singing “Happy Birthday” to his birthday-celebrating friend.

The report claims that Timberlake arrived at the club at about 1:30 a.m. He was laughing and dancing with the unidentified women for about three hours. Of rumor-interest, it is said that Timberlake showed a great deal of interest in one of the women for a lengthy amount of time. The report admits that Timberlake left out a back door in one van while the women took off in another. No word as to where either of the vans went. Yet, the public display has been called quite inappropriate for a married man – and something of which his actress wife would most likely not approve.

French newspaper: Beyoncé Knowles and President Obama are having an affair

Call Olivia Pope! President Obama And Beyonce Are Doing It, So Says A French Paper

February 10, 2024 / Posted by: Michael K
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File this under: Obama and Beyonce fanfic written by Beyonce.

In totally real and not-at-all made up news, the French newspaper le Figaro (via Jezebel) reported this morning that there’s a good explanation for why Beyonce always beams from her face at President Obama like he’s a pile of virgin Indian hair or like he’s a picture of Beyonce: they’re fucking on each other. A French photographer ****d Pascal Rostain (which I’m pretty sure is French for “Michelle Williams In Need Of A Quick Check“) tells le Figaro that Beyonce is the Marilyn Monroe to Obama’s JFK and that The Washington Post is going to break this ESCANDALOSONESS tomorrow. When I ran a piece of le Figaro’s article through Google Translate (from French Bullshit into English Bullshit) this came out:

This morning, the paparazzi Pascal Rostain invited the largest direct media on Europe 1, supported this rumor by saying that the American press ( Washington Post in this case) would report tomorrow Tuesday a ” affair ” between Barack Obama and Beyoncé. “You know, at this time, the United States , there is something big that is happening ,” said he explained to micro Jean- Marc Morandini. Moreover, it will come out tomorrow in the Washington Post. We can not say that it is the gutter press, a supposed connection between President Barack Obama and Beyoncé. I can assure you that the world will talk . “

France’s Gala magazine picked up this story and added another layer of manufactured messiness to it. They also say that Beyonce is the First Side Piece of America and Obama and Michelle Obama are getting a divorce soon. Pascal Rostain continued to mouth shit out more hilariousness:

“There are [photographs and] television images of the Obamas [in which they are] a little distant. Just because it’s a rumor doesn’t mean that one should not go into the field to check. We should not forget Marilyn [Monroe] or Monica Lewinsky. You can be the President of the first world power — that doesn’t make you any less a man.”

HipHollywood points out that some hos are throwing a side-eye at this shit because of the timing. French President Francois Hollande is meeting with Obama in the US this week and he’s currently going through a scandal of his own. Hollande cheated on his girlfriend Valérie Trierweiler by passing his peen to French actress Juliet Gayet for two years.

The Washington Post has already said that they aren’t running a story about Obama having an affair with Sasha Home Wrecker.
Thank you to the French, once again, for showing hos how gossip is truly done. If you’re going to lie, lie big. ****ment Baby just poured herself a second cup of lukewarm moth tea and is having the kiki of all kikis with the ****ment mice and her dusty Destiny’s Child dolls. This is pretty ridiculous since Beyonce thinks she’s the Queen of Every Universe and would never lower herself to the position of First Side Piece, but I still love le Figaro for giving me the image of Michelle Obama sniffing Obama’s dick for the scent of wig glue and a Maya Angelou poem.

Tags: Beyonce, Made Of 100% Truthiness, Obama

https://dlisted.com/2014/02/10/call-o…-french-paper/

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Eva Longoria rules out having children of her own

‘It’s not in my future!’ Eva Longoria rules out having children of her own

By CHELSEA WHITE
PUBLISHED: 00:46, 13 June 2024 | UPDATED: 07:46, 13 June 2024

Eva Longoria has played a mom on television and dedicated herself to helping children’s charities, but the star says when it comes to having children of her own, that just is not on the cards.
The 39-year-old actress was surrounded in children on Wednesday when she revealed there will not be any pitter patter of little feet around her home.
When asked if having a child is something she thinks about, the Desperate Housewives star told People: ‘It’s just not in my future.’

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Not for her: Eva Longoria revealed she does not want children at the Brita Helps Kids Choose Water at Burbank, California, on Wednesday

While she did not elaborate as to why, it is probably because she does not have much time to spare between acting and producing, as well as running her restaurant and other business ventures, and also her constant appearance schedules.
On Wednesday alone, the Devious Maids producer started her day at at the Brita Burbank YMCA event to celebrated Brita donating water filtration pitchers to YMCAs across the country.
Then later that night she then headed to the Women In Film’s Lucy + Crystal Awards where she was honoured for her humanitarian work.

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Mom material: While she does not want children of her own, the actress had those attending the special YMCA event captivated

Busy lady: Also on Wednesday night the star headed to the Women In Film’s Lucy + Crystal Awards where she was honoured for her humanitarian work

The 39-year-old explained to people while she was not having children of her own programs such as the Brita for YMCAs are critical for all children.
She said: ‘With kids, I love their energy and spirit and innocence.
‘It’s really important for us to be here today to talk to them about water because that stays with them. Water’s the original energy drink. Water is really good for you. Water can be fun.’
Eva has been married twice – General Hospital star Tyler Christopher from 2024 to 2024 and basketballer Tony Parker from 2024 to 2024 – but has recently found love with Mexican businessman Jose Antonio Baston.

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Happy as two: The star has found love with Mexican businessman Jose Antonio Baston, seen here in May

Read more: Eva Longoria rules out having children of her own | Mail Online

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Russia bans transgender and transsexual people from having drivers licenses

BBC News – Russia says drivers must not have ‘sex disorders’

Russia says drivers must not have ‘sex disorders’

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Russia has listed transsexual and transgender people among those who will no longer qualify for driving licences.
Fetishism, exhibitionism and voyeurism are also included as "mental disorders" now barring people from driving.

The government says it is tightening medical controls for drivers because Russia has too many road accidents.

"Pathological" gambling and compulsive stealing are also on the list. Russian psychiatrists and human rights lawyers have condemned the move.

The announcement follows international complaints about Russian harassment of gay-rights activists.

In 2024 Russia made "promoting non-traditional lifestyles" illegal.

Valery Evtushenko at the Russian Psychiatric Association voiced concern about the driving restrictions, speaking to the BBC Russian Service. He said some people would avoid seeking psychiatric help, fearing a driving ban.

The Association of Russian Lawyers for Human Rights called the new law "discriminatory". It said it would demand clarifications from the Russian Constitutional Court and seek support from international human rights organisations.

But the Professional drivers Union supported the move. "We have too many deaths on the road, and I believe toughening medical requirements for applicants is fully justified," said the union’s head Alexander Kotov.

However, he said the requirements should not be so strict for non-professional drivers.

Mikhail Strakhov, a Russian psychiatric expert, told BBC Russian that the definition of "personality disorders" was too vague and some disorders would not affect a person’s ability to drive a car safely.